Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Will write a short story about me. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Bure who?, born Bure-Hu to a Martian and a Chinese guy in Nooksack, Washington, left his birthplace at age 8.45212 to move to Vancouver, British Columbia. It was there that he discovered in June of 2009 that he could raise his popularity by simply exchanging the last part of his surname with the name of a much respected Russian rocket on skates. In 2010, he decided to leave his family and hometown, heading in an eastward direction on an expedition to find the mythical Wiener Schnitzel. He finally found a Schnitzel colony in the spring of 2011 in a rural, alpine European town, where he quickly became friends with a lot of the legendary creatures, which he likes so much that he could eat them. His plans for the future include marrying his Schnitzel girlfriend and raising a nice little Schnitzel family. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Has frightened me by the accuracy of his story. Sig worthy. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Likes to get a reality check every now and then. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should be informed that I blacked out for a little bit. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should know he got me worried. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Has monsters underneath his bed. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Has a monster in his bed from when he's going to bed to when he's getting up again. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should know that the monster is disguised as his bed. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Hasn't considered the possibility that the monster probably is my bed. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 No, no that's not correct. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should get his facts straight and re-check the credibility of his sources. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Forgot that he killed my only trustworthy source, THE GOAT. Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should know his goatee is next. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Hasn't watched the news lately, the goatee is dead! Link to comment
Canuckletux Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Has gotten his goatee to commit suicide. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Knows it took me a long time to coerce it. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Should never call a suicide hotline while I'm on duty. Link to comment
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