Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Gah! Stupid friggin Ridiculous, inhibiting handicap. **** you! Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I have taken to countering stupidity with a haiku verse. So far it has worked I am able to finish without getting mad. Link to comment
Patchey Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 Climbing in window He snatches your people up Hide your kids and wife Link to comment
avelanch Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I have taken to, /topic/285078-prospect-camp-details-hodgson-is-attending/page__view__findpost__p__8934289">only speaking in Haiku, lasting for a week. Though my friends come here, from out of town this Wednesday, That will be the end. Link to comment
Sultan of Sarcasm Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 I just saw this now, AFTER I gave props to you. You're going to have fun. Link to comment
Kragar Posted September 3, 2010 Share Posted September 3, 2010 To Qris many thanks For yet more smiles on my face Way to end the week Guys, your Haiku's suck Not a single mention of Birds, Flowers, or Wind. Link to comment
JoGuitar Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 to be true haiku not a counterfeit version juxtapose line three Link to comment
Steve Danger Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Farting, farting, yes Stinky, stinky, oh god, yes Farting, farting, oof! Link to comment
Prismatic Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Cheese is so tasty Don't eat too much of it though Then you can't go poop. Link to comment
Darkstar Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Hey you are quite fat That is very bad for you Go on a diet Link to comment
Reigning-Champ Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 A dictionary is a useful book to figure out awesome words Link to comment
Stuntnuck Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I cannot believe That I have not yet spotted RoyalFlush in here Link to comment
Truculence Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Haikus are easy but sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator. Link to comment
BruinsForCup2011 Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 I cannot believe That I have not yet spotted RoyalFlush in here Link to comment
Qris Posted September 4, 2010 Author Share Posted September 4, 2010 I know I couldn't But maybe Sultan can. Thread: Speak only sonnets. Link to comment
Patchey Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha *bows Link to comment
marinated.pea Posted September 4, 2010 Share Posted September 4, 2010 Twill be good fun To now speak in poetry All hail Hypnotoad Link to comment
Teen Icarus Posted October 22, 2012 Share Posted October 22, 2012 These next two haikus Make a limerick. They go In two threads at once. There was an old man From Peru, whose lim'ricks all Look'd like haiku. He Said with a laugh "I Cut them in half, the pay is Much better for two." Link to comment
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