mau5trap Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 That bear seems to be the ultimate wing man The guy has a wife ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobble Posted June 3, 2012 Share Posted June 3, 2012 Like a real live teddy bear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rypien37 Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 What happens when he hits puberty and starts getting horny, or becomes tired of confinement and yearns for wider spaces? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rey Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 I learnt that animals have feelings - mind blowing discovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strawberries Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 looks at pet dog... (sighs) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offensive Threat Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 Theres no real incentive to domesticate bears. The cost of food would be impractical, damage to property would be constant and house training would be nasty. Dog gets rambunctious he might knock over a vase. Bear gets rambunctious he might flip your couch (and whoever is sitting on it) thru a picture window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joel Heyman Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 He probably impressed that chick into marrying him by having a setup scenario where he didn't tell her about Brutus then took her on a hike out into the woods then had Brutus pretend to attack them and let the guy beat him up bearhanded, making her think he's crazy strong. That's almost definitely how it happened. I am aware that I wrote "bearhanded". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobble Posted June 4, 2012 Share Posted June 4, 2012 All we need is a pig in that house and we have the makings of a ManBearPig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurtis Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 All we need is a pig in that house and we have the makings of a ManBearPig! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghostsof1915 Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 Two criminals break into his house: Alright..let's grab the big screen tv. Look out for that bearskin rug... OMG that's not a rug!!!! Maul..Maul...Maul..... Good bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AbbyNucksFan Posted June 5, 2012 Share Posted June 5, 2012 In before Booth gets mentioned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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