Cheesy Joke Thread

[Salter 1,644]

The title pretty much says it all! I just want to hear everyones stupid/funny cheesy jokes! Doesn't need to be canucks related but if you feel like it, go right ahead!

Some funny jokes!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb.

What kind of Computer sings?

A Dell.

What did Tigger find in the toilet?

Pooh!

I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To beat the s#!t out of Marchand.

Edited July 8, 2012 by Salter

[Caboose 6,121]

What do you call stolen cheese?

Nacho cheese.

[Dellins 279]

What did the horse in denial say?

Neigh.

[CanucksFanMike 1,004]

What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo!

that totally isn't old at all

[Caboose 6,121]

What cheese surrounds a medieval castle?

Moatzarella.

[Guest BuckFoston]

My dad has this really bad one that he always tells.

"How do you separate men from boys in Greece...? With a crowbar!"

And you just stand there thinking, oh my god, father... did you really just say this.

[KoreanHockeyFan 932]

What did Tigger find in the toilet?

Pooh!

[Traumatic 48]

What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo!

that totally isn't old at all

Unfortunatly, Boston and Chicago are interchangable.

[Caboose 6,121]

Why does cheese look sane?

Because everyone else on the plate is crackers.

[I R Baboon 129]

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

[Kooner91 161]

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

Thats great.

[Gooby 218]

I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

[UMB 749]

There are two scientists in a bar. The bartender asks them what they'd like to drink. The first man says "H2O". The bartender asks the second man. He replies, "I want H2O too." He dies.

[UMB 749]

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?

A pilot

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple

Getting raped by a zebra

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We are both lawyers

I'm a fan of anti-jokes

[Hume 66]

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

[Hume 66]

There's three dudes standing in an elevator. One of them says

"Hey guys, my name is Chad, nice to meet you!"

And the second guy says

"Woah, my name is Chad too, nice to meet you as well."

And the third guy says

"YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! BOTH OF YOUR NAMES ARE CHAD!"

[Caboose 6,121]

Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na.

[marinated.pea 59]

[I R Baboon 129]

Hahahahaha

[Buddhas Hand 2,453]

Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you