Salter 1,644 Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) The title pretty much says it all! I just want to hear everyones stupid/funny cheesy jokes! Doesn't need to be canucks related but if you feel like it, go right ahead! Some funny jokes! How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb. What kind of Computer sings? A Dell. What did Tigger find in the toilet? Pooh! I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. What is brown and sticky? A stick. Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you Why did the Chicken cross the road? To beat the s#!t out of Marchand. Edited July 8, 2012 by Salter Quote Share this post Link to post
Caboose 6,121 Posted July 8, 2012 What do you call stolen cheese? Nacho cheese. Quote Share this post Link to post
Dellins 279 Posted July 8, 2012 What did the horse in denial say? Neigh. Quote Share this post Link to post
CanucksFanMike 1,004 Posted July 8, 2012 What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo! that totally isn't old at all Quote Share this post Link to post
Caboose 6,121 Posted July 8, 2012 What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzarella. Quote Share this post Link to post
Guest BuckFoston Posted July 8, 2012 My dad has this really bad one that he always tells. "How do you separate men from boys in Greece...? With a crowbar!" And you just stand there thinking, oh my god, father... did you really just say this. Quote Share this post Link to post
KoreanHockeyFan 932 Posted July 8, 2012 What did Tigger find in the toilet? Pooh! Quote Share this post Link to post
Traumatic 48 Posted July 8, 2012 What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo! that totally isn't old at all Unfortunatly, Boston and Chicago are interchangable. Quote Share this post Link to post
Caboose 6,121 Posted July 8, 2012 Why does cheese look sane? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers. Quote Share this post Link to post
I R Baboon 129 Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. 8 Quote Share this post Link to post
Kooner91 161 Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Thats great. Quote Share this post Link to post
Gooby 218 Posted July 8, 2012 I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post
UMB 749 Posted July 8, 2012 There are two scientists in a bar. The bartender asks them what they'd like to drink. The first man says "H2O". The bartender asks the second man. He replies, "I want H2O too." He dies. 7 Quote Share this post Link to post
UMB 749 Posted July 8, 2012 What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a zebra What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers I'm a fan of anti-jokes 8 Quote Share this post Link to post
Hume 66 Posted July 8, 2012 There's three dudes standing in an elevator. One of them says "Hey guys, my name is Chad, nice to meet you!" And the second guy says "Woah, my name is Chad too, nice to meet you as well." And the third guy says "YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! BOTH OF YOUR NAMES ARE CHAD!" 1 Quote Share this post Link to post
Caboose 6,121 Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. 4 Quote Share this post Link to post
Buddhas Hand 2,453 Posted July 8, 2012 Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you Quote Share this post Link to post