Salter Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 (edited) The title pretty much says it all! I just want to hear everyones stupid/funny cheesy jokes! Doesn't need to be canucks related but if you feel like it, go right ahead! Some funny jokes! How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb. What kind of Computer sings? A Dell. What did Tigger find in the toilet? Pooh! I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. What is brown and sticky? A stick. Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you Why did the Chicken cross the road? To beat the s#!t out of Marchand. Edited July 8, 2012 by Salter Quote Link to comment
Caboose Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What do you call stolen cheese? Nacho cheese. Quote Link to comment
Dellins Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What did the horse in denial say? Neigh. Quote Link to comment
CanucksFanMike Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo! that totally isn't old at all Quote Link to comment
Caboose Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What cheese surrounds a medieval castle? Moatzarella. Quote Link to comment
Guest BuckFoston Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 My dad has this really bad one that he always tells. "How do you separate men from boys in Greece...? With a crowbar!" And you just stand there thinking, oh my god, father... did you really just say this. Quote Link to comment
KoreanHockeyFan Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What did Tigger find in the toilet? Pooh! Quote Link to comment
Traumatic Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What time is it in Boston? 12 past luongo! that totally isn't old at all Unfortunatly, Boston and Chicago are interchangable. Quote Link to comment
Caboose Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Why does cheese look sane? Because everyone else on the plate is crackers. Quote Link to comment
Popular Post I R Baboon Posted July 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. 8 Quote Link to comment
Kooner91 Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. Thats great. Quote Link to comment
Gooby Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon. 4 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post UMB Posted July 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2012 There are two scientists in a bar. The bartender asks them what they'd like to drink. The first man says "H2O". The bartender asks the second man. He replies, "I want H2O too." He dies. 8 Quote Link to comment
Popular Post UMB Posted July 8, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted July 8, 2012 What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a zebra What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers I'm a fan of anti-jokes 8 Quote Link to comment
Hume Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 What is brown and sticky? A stick. 1 Quote Link to comment
Hume Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 There's three dudes standing in an elevator. One of them says "Hey guys, my name is Chad, nice to meet you!" And the second guy says "Woah, my name is Chad too, nice to meet you as well." And the third guy says "YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! BOTH OF YOUR NAMES ARE CHAD!" 1 Quote Link to comment
Caboose Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Does anyone know any jokes about sodium? Na. 4 Quote Link to comment
Buddhas Hand Posted July 8, 2012 Share Posted July 8, 2012 Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you Quote Link to comment
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