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Salter

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The title pretty much says it all! I just want to hear everyones stupid/funny cheesy jokes! Doesn't need to be canucks related but if you feel like it, go right ahead!

Some funny jokes!

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

2, but I have no idea how they'd get in the lightbulb.

What kind of Computer sings?

A Dell. :bigblush:

What did Tigger find in the toilet?

Pooh!

I was about to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon.

What is brown and sticky?

A stick.

Two cannibals are eating a clown , one turns to the other and says , does this taste funny to you

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

To beat the s#!t out of Marchand.

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My dad has this really bad one that he always tells.

"How do you separate men from boys in Greece...? With a crowbar!"

And you just stand there thinking, oh my god, father... did you really just say this.

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There's three dudes standing in an elevator. One of them says

"Hey guys, my name is Chad, nice to meet you!"

And the second guy says

"Woah, my name is Chad too, nice to meet you as well."

And the third guy says

"YOU GUYS ARE NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THIS! BOTH OF YOUR NAMES ARE CHAD!"

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