Psycho_Path Posted January 8, 2023 Share Posted January 8, 2023 I've spent the last 3 weeks trying to explain sunk-cost fallacy to my son, but he doesn't seem to get it. He's no nearer understanding it than when we started, and it's giving me a serious headache. But if I quit now I'll have had all this for nothing! 2 Link to comment
Master Mind Posted January 19, 2023 Share Posted January 19, 2023 People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician. 2 Link to comment
Master Mind Posted March 12, 2023 Share Posted March 12, 2023 What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper? A Fizzician 1 Link to comment
Citizen Erased Posted March 13, 2023 Share Posted March 13, 2023 I used to drive trains but I got sidetracked. 1 1 Link to comment
Heretic Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 Why did the ghost cross the road? Because it was a poutrygeist! 1 Link to comment
Citizen Erased Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 What did the janitor yell after he jumped out of the closet? SUPPLIES! 1 Link to comment
Heretic Posted June 4, 2023 Share Posted June 4, 2023 So I am at Walmart scanning and bagging my almost $300 worth of groceries while the employee that wants $15 an hour "monitors" and then this happened. Her - why are you double bagging all of your groceries? Me - excuse me? Her - you are wasting our bags! Me - if you don't like the way I'm bagging the groceries, feel free to come on over here and bag them yourself. Her - that's not my job! Me - okay, then I will bag my groceries how I please if that's all right with you. Her - why are you using two bags?! Me - because the bags are weak and I don't want the handles to break or the bottoms to rip out. Her - well that's because you are putting too much stuff in the bag. If you took half of that stuff out and put it in a different bag then you wouldn't need to double bag. *10 seconds of me just staring at her. Me - so you want me to split these items in half and put half of them in a different bag so that I don't have to double bag. Her - exactly. Me - so I would still be using two bags to hold the same number of items. Her - no because you wouldn't be double bagging. *me pressing two fingers to my left eye in an attempt to make it stop twitching. Me - okay so here I have a jug of milk and a bottle of juice double bagged. If I take the milk out and remove the double bagging and just put the milk in the single bag and the juice in that single bag I'm still using two bags for these two items. Her- no because you are not double bagging them so it's not the same number of bags. *me looking around at about 10 other customers who at this point are enjoying the show. Me- is this like that Common Core math stuff I keep hearing about? Her- never mind you just don't get it. And with that, she went back to her little Podium so she could continue texting or playing games on her phone or whatever it was she was doing before she decided to come over and critique my bagging skills. 1 1 Link to comment
nopROBlemo Posted June 26, 2023 Share Posted June 26, 2023 What do you get when you throw a million dollars into the wind. A windmill 1 Link to comment
Citizen Erased Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 What did the German man call his anus? The gas chamber. Link to comment
RUPERTKBD Posted June 28, 2023 Share Posted June 28, 2023 Two guys strike up a conversation in a bar. The first guy, (a bit of a loudmouth) asks the other guy where he's from.... "Fernie", says the second guy. "Fernie?" laughs the loudmouth. "All they have in Fernie are hookers and hockey players!" "Hey!", yells the bouncer, (all 6'6", 250lbs of him) "My mom is from Fernie!" "Oh yeah?", says the loudmouth sheepishly..... "What position does she play?" 1 Link to comment
chon derry Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Mario asks Luigi , hey Luigi you like a big fat woman ? Luigi says no I no like a big fat woman ! Mario asks Luigi hey Luigi you like a woman with a moustache ? Luigi says no. I no like a woman with a moustache ! Mario asks Luigi , hey Luigi you like a woman with hairy legs? Luigi says no I no like a woman with a hairy legs! Mario says to Luigi then why you f..ka my wife ? 2 Link to comment
D-Money Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 My grief counselor just died. He was so good - I don’t even care. 2 1 1 Link to comment
RUPERTKBD Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 Something I've always wondered.... Do waiters with dwarfism get paid under the table? 1 Link to comment
D-Money Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 (edited) I told my wife she was drawing in her eyebrows too high. …She looked surprised. Edited July 7, 2023 by D-Money 1 1 Link to comment
Citizen Erased Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 A man was murdered and the police were unable to identify him. He had no ID on him or anything. They figure he was a baker as he was wearing a Cobs Bread shirt. Since they were unable to identify him, he was listed as a John Dough. 1 1 Link to comment
nopROBlemo Posted July 18, 2023 Share Posted July 18, 2023 A train engineer with a so so track record, is operating a train.When he sees 3 children playing on the track.He tries to stop but is unable to stop in time.All the kids are killed.He ends up being charged and convicted for murder,as they thought he should have been able to stop in time.The penalty is execution by electric chair.On execution day he asks for 3 bananas for his last meal.They secure him to the electric chair and flip the switch,he doesn't die.So they try once more,again he doesn't die.So he gets to go free.Years later while walking down the street he is recognized by one of the people on the execution team.This person still amazed by the survival of the electric chair had to ask,what the bananas had to do with him surviving the electrocution.He replies nothing,I'm just a lousy conductor. Link to comment
Master Mind Posted July 21, 2023 Share Posted July 21, 2023 When you're waiting for the waiter... You become the waiter Link to comment
Citizen Erased Posted July 26, 2023 Share Posted July 26, 2023 My friend and I walked over to his tool shed and he showed me his stepladder. Then he said he didn’t even know his real ladder. 1 1 Link to comment
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