Ossi Vaananen Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 This thread is dedicated to making yo momma jokes towards Gary Bettman. It's not mature or even effective but it feels good. Bettman, yo mama so hairy the only language she speaks is wookie. Bettman, yo mama so short she models for trophies. Bettman, yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Bettman, yo mama's nose so big she makes pinochio look like a cat. Let's hear your's. Link to comment
Froggy Fresh Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Bettman, yo mama's breath smells so bad, it smells like skunk farted in her mouth! Krispy Kreme fans will get it. Link to comment
CanucksFanMike Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Betman, yo mama's so stupid, she decided to give berth to the worst commish ever in all of pro sports Link to comment
mau5trap Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 I always liked this "Yo Mama" joke, so here goes. Bettman, yo' mama so fat that when she wore high heels she struck oil. Link to comment
Ossi Vaananen Posted September 1, 2012 Author Share Posted September 1, 2012 ^ that's a good one. Bettman, yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid Link to comment
GodzillaDeuce Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Betman, yo mama's so stupid, she decided to give berth to the worst commish ever in all of pro sports Link to comment
The Bookie Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Bettman's mama so fat she don' even fit inside the trapezoid Link to comment
King Heffy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Bettman, yo mama so hairy sasquatch started taking snapshots. Link to comment
TACIC Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 yo mama so stupid she booked a appointment with dr.pepper. yo mama so stupid she went to the doctor abuse her butt had a crack in it Link to comment
uber_pwnzor Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Finally! A thread that is as mature as me! Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 Link to comment
PlayStation Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Finally! A thread that is as mature as me! Bettman, U MOMO R GIVE BJ ON STREET @ NITE 4 FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111 Link to comment
Karlsson`s Flo Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Bettman, yo mama so hairy they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower. Link to comment
Ossi Vaananen Posted September 2, 2012 Author Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bettman, yo mama so ugly not even goldfish crackers smile back. Link to comment
Slender Man Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Beetman, yo mumma soe phat shi hus to waer larj clows. Link to comment
TACIC Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 you guys are killing me Link to comment
Nucks fan555555 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bettman, yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Link to comment
Sugar baby watermelon Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Bettman yo mama so fat she has a glass eye with a fish in it!!! Link to comment
Ovech Trick Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 yo bettman your momma so fat, she's the same height laying down as she is standing up. yo bettman your momma so fat when she broke her leg gravy poured out. Link to comment
Ossi Vaananen Posted September 10, 2012 Author Share Posted September 10, 2012 Bettman, yo mama so nasty she puts ice in her drawers to keep the crabs fresh. Link to comment
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