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So I got drafted by Phoenix, yeah I know that's pretty funny but that's not the funny part, ok so I got drafted and have been playing with them for a while and one game we play Ottawa and the game goes to a shootout.

Vrbata misses.

Spezza misses.

I miss.

Karlsson misses.

Miele misses.

Alfredsson misses.

Then about 10 more guys between both teams miss.

Then Torres steps onto the ice.

The crowd goes quiet, there's a buzz of excitement flowing through the air. He sets off like a man possessed, blazing down the ice, spittle flying from his mouth, blood shot eyes staring down Anderson. He gets in close. He fakes left! He fakes right! He fires and he buries it top corner!

The crowd goes wild! The bench piles on the ice to congratulate the Human Bowling Ball! He saved the day in the shootout!

True story.

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To people who don't remember, when we had Torres here, there was a shootout that went on and on and when it was Torres' turn to shoot he scored and won the game.

I wona b yur bff.

No but seriously, they all missed?

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