Mr.DirtyDangles Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 A friend on the net posted this to me. I am laughing hard but it is a little eye opening at the same time In prison: You spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell. At work: You spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle. In prison: You get three meals a day. At work: You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. In prison: You get time off for good behavior. At work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more work . In prison: A guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you. At work: You must carry around a security card and unlock and open all the doors yourself. A friend on the net posted this to me. I am laughing hard but it is a little eye opening at the same time. In prison: You can watch TV and play games. At work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games. In prison: You get your own toilet. At work: You have to share. In prison: They allow your family and friends to visit. At work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends. In prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work required. At work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from you salary to pay for prisoners. In prison: You spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out. At work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars. In prison: There are wardens who are often sadistic. At work: They are called supervisors. In prison: You have unlimited time to read e-mail jokes. At work: You get fired if you get caught. Link to comment
Five For Fighting Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 In Prison: you can have sex without even asking for it... I got fired the last time I did this at work =) Link to comment
c00kies Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 In Prison: you can have sex without even asking for it... I got fired the last time I did this at work =) Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted March 8, 2013 Share Posted March 8, 2013 You would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for them meddling kids. Link to comment
Sestito29 Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 Own toilet in prison? LOL you wish. Food in prison? Dogs eat better. Yeah I doubt work is worse. Link to comment
Offensive Threat Posted March 10, 2013 Share Posted March 10, 2013 If your working in a cubicle hellhole you made a fairly large number of bad choices in your life. Link to comment
Mainly Mattias Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 speaking of cubicles.. Link to comment
Steven Stamkos Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Jokes on you, I don't work in a cubical and I get paid lunch breaks. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 I work outside at a different job site practically everyday. I get paid money and have my freedom. My boss/co-worker is awesome and also my stepdad, my other co-worker is a good friend of mine. Plus I don't have to worry about getting raped! But prison sounds pretty awesome too. Link to comment
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted March 15, 2013 Author Share Posted March 15, 2013 If your working in a cubicle hellhole you made a fairly large number of bad choices in your life. Link to comment
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted March 15, 2013 Author Share Posted March 15, 2013 Jokes on you, I don't work in a cubical and I get paid lunch breaks. Link to comment
wizeman Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 the best thing to do is become self employed. I love my freedom Link to comment
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