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Punography

I changed my i Pod identify to Titanic. It's syncing now.

When chemists go to one's reward, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper distribute is now a practised veteran.

How does Moses cause his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to witness where the notions went. Than it dawned on me.

This irish colleen said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a words about anti-gravity . I can't bet it down.

I did a theatrical interpretation helter-skelter puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had ilk A blood, but it was a Type- O.

Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.

Importance lapsus linguae to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.

Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

Did you understand to the huffish eyed professor who down the drain her allot because she couldn't control her pupils?

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes in dire straits four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it thump me!

Ruptured pencils are pointless.

I tried to hold some fog. I mist.

What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does be suffering with a Liverpool .

I habituated to to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.

I dropped away from of communism class because of contemptible Marx.

All the toilets in Trendy York's the long arm of the law stations possess been stolen. Policemen comprise nothing to communicate to on.

I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Haunted French pancakes give me the crepes.

Velcro - what a lift high!

Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.

Venison in return dinner? Oh deer!

Earthquake in Washington unmistakably domination's fault.

I used to about I was ambivalent, but second I'm not so sure.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

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