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A Letter to my Idol


BananaMash

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Dear GD, I wrote but you still ain't callin',

I just want you to know that my Dad is also baldin',

I sent you two Private Message's in August, but lets be honest,

You probably ain't get 'em, I know how full your inbox is,

Sometimes I copy usernames too sloppy when they paste down,

but anyways; Screw it, what's been up? Man how's your post count?

I post too much too, but my posts in spam-threads dont count...

Oh, and my girlfriend left me at last weeks hoedown,

She said I only loved you...

I heard you don't even love me back man, is that true?

I'll probably cry over that, I expected better from you...

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan

I even got the underground posts that you did way back,

I got a room full of your posters and your pictures man,

I like the stuff you posted yesterday too, that stuff was fat,

Anyways, I hope you get this man, hit me back,

Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan,

This is Mash.

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Mash I'ma hug you! You don't wanna not hug me

Gumballthechewy, you ain't nuttin' but a great guy to me

Aladeen I'ma high five you! You ain't got the balls to leave me hangin

We ain't gon' never stop high fivin' I don't squash the fives

Elvis15 You better quote me! I'ma be another poster dead

For poppin' off at the mouth with sh!t I shouldn'ta said

But when they ban me I'm bringin' CDC with me

Mainly Mattias too! You ain't nuttin' but a funny dude to me

I said, "You don't, wanna fnck with GD

('Cause why?)

'Cause GD, will fnckin' kill you"

I said, "You don't, wanna frack with GD

(Why?)

'Cause GD, will fnckin' kill you"

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Guest Gumballthechewy

They're all like "Oh my god it's true!,

Becky oh my god it's Godzilla Deuce!

I swear to god dude you freaking rock!

Please Zilla please let me suck your... ehem"

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