Everybody Hates Raymond Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 http://prohockeytalk.nbcsports.com/2013/05/16/oates-id-easily-beat-up-tortorella-in-a-fight/ Anyone got a spare barn they can use? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis15 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 They aren't that big, they wouldn't need a whole barn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoneypuckOverlord Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Adam Oates is what? 5'11, professional hockey player trained as one for a long time John Torterella is 5'8 tops. so yes Oates will whip him a good one. but the jokes on Oates, as Torterella has the last laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hockeyville88 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Nah, Tortorella's craaaayyyyzaaayyyy! His freaky, feisty temper alone would take down Oates Why is Oates even using this angle?! His team couldn't beat Tortorella's at hockey - that's what matters here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody Hates Raymond Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Nah, Tortorella's craaaayyyyzaaayyyy! His freaky, feisty temper alone would take down Oates Why is Oates even using this angle?! His team couldn't beat Tortorella's at hockey - that's what matters here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightHawkSniper Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Now that's a fight I'd want to watch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tortorella's rant will be enough to scare Oates away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Tortorella's rant will be enough to scare Oates away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Brahma Bull Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 It's like elementary school. "So what if your team is better? My coach can beat up your coach!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis15 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Nah, Tortorella's craaaayyyyzaaayyyy! His freaky, feisty temper alone would take down Oates Why is Oates even using this angle?! His team couldn't beat Tortorella's at hockey - that's what matters here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Everybody Hates Raymond Posted May 16, 2013 Author Share Posted May 16, 2013 Well, the context of the article is important, since EHR failed to include it I'll do it for him: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gross-Misconduct Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Torts could win this fight. Here's the plan. Just go for Adam's hair. Oates seems self conscious about the little hair he has left. Adam will drop his guard when he goes to protect the hair, that's when Torts goes for the gonads with a swift kick to the crotch. Then after Adam drops to his knees in pain at Torts feet, he can give the kill shot with a hard knee to Adam's head. Adam will slump backwards from the blow, thus cracking his noggin on the pavement and go unconscious. Next question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis15 Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Oh, I know the context is important. I was on mobile when I posted it, though. Still a silly question to ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bang Bang Boogie Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 I agree with Oates. He would whoop Torts. Dude looks like he can still play and rack up the assists. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a Fool Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanford Posted May 16, 2013 Share Posted May 16, 2013 WIsh we had torts as coach. Great coach IMO, the Rangers has always been in the playoffs, last year the third round I recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amish Rake Fighter Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Oates should know better than to mess with the Fonz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avicii Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Oates just trying to save face. Might as well tell everyone he has a bigger shaft. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 the card is filling up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UFCanuck Posted May 17, 2013 Share Posted May 17, 2013 Burke should ref and Nonis should be the ring girl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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