Coconuts Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Watermelon seeds Spit from a sticky red smile Mighty black missiles Link to comment
Apples Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Apple, apple way up high, I can reach you if I try. Climb a ladder, Hold on tight. Pick you quickly, Take a bite! Link to comment
Coconuts Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 The strawberry tempts So red and voluptuous Oh sweet strawberry Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 Can you feel, the love toniiiiight. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 22, 2013 Share Posted May 22, 2013 I'm gonna read my gf these poems and haikus and see if she becomes damp. Nope...... Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I'm gonna read my gf these poems and haikus and see if she becomes damp. Nope...... Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Did you read her the one about being flaccid? If that doesn't make her moister than a chicken breast on Wednesday, nothing will. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Okay, let me try again: Seven hills of Rome, Have nothing on your buttocks, In the morning sun. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Ha ha! Yeah, that worked! Only problem is.... she's damp for for the poet..... Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Tell her you wrote it, stupidface! I'm but a ghostwriter. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 It's too late... She's already packed and heading out to Nanaimo.... Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Welp, I hope she likes living in my parents house while I'm not in University and a bachelor apartment when I am. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 She lived with me in my parents basement for four months, I think she'll be good. Very good.... Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I'm also currently unemployed and only plan on working 30 hours a week so I can get the volunteer hours I need for school. Why aren't you coming to visit too I have like eight guitars you could play with. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 Yo have eight guitars!? Geezus!! Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I actually thin it's 5 electric guitars, 2 acoustics, and two bass guitars. I have a friend who works/worked at a guitar store, whenever a good deal on used guitars that just needed a bit of work came in he'd call me and I'd scoop it up. I think only 2 of my instruments were brand new. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 I only have two... and ones a $20 piece of crap.... Well actually I have seven technically, a Jackson Rhodes V, a cheap crappy Barracuda Strat knockoff, an equally cheap and crappy Woods acoustic, a Dean flying V acoustic and a B.C. Rich Warbeast bass. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 B.C. Rich Warbeasts are pretty awesome looking. We have a body of one that needs refinishing, the electronics, and strings that I really want to put back together. I got lucky with some of my guitars. One of mine is a custom made Les Paul knockoff. It's made by some local guy, but he totally ripped the body style. Lmao. I don't own any crazy expensive guitars. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 23, 2013 Share Posted May 23, 2013 You build guitars? Like Frankenstrats and s***!? Link to comment
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