BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Okay, let's say some big tycoon millionaire says to you "I need you to start a newspaper, but you can only hire members from the Canucks.com forums to work for the newspaper. You have to find everyone from journalists to paperboys on that website", who would you hire? Here's the departments you need to fill: 1) Sports (2 Positions Open): 2) World News (2 Positions Open): 3) Politics (1 Position Open): 4) Funny Pages (2 Positions Open): 5) Entertainment (1 Position Open): 6) Editorials (2 Positions Open): 7) Delivery Boys (3 Positions Open): Your newspaper doesn't need to be created to actually have accurate news or opinions, you just have to have the maximum entertainment value possible. The millionaire says he doesn't care about the quality of the reporting, as long as it's entertaining and copies fly off the shelves. Link to comment
Gooby Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 1) Gooby, Gooby 2) Gooby, Gooby 3) Gooby 4) Gooby, Gooby 5) Gooby 6) Gooby, Gooby 7) Gooby, Gooby, Gooby Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 1) Gooby, Gooby 2) Gooby, Gooby 3) Gooby 4) Gooby, Gooby 5) Gooby 6) Gooby, Gooby 7) Gooby, Gooby, Gooby I'd read it goobly, u want 2 see mah big bobbies? Link to comment
Jaku Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I heard that Jaku guy likes sports. Link to comment
Gooby Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I'd read it goobly, u want 2 see mah big bobbies? Oh yis veri Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 I heard that Jaku guy likes sports. But how will you entertain me Jaku, will you sell newspapers? Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 i vot patrook khan nd gooby Link to comment
Jaku Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 But how will you entertain me Jaku, will you sell newspapers? I promise to have the most random articles i can come up with. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 I promise to have the most random articles i can come up with. Are you willing to have a two man column with Yete or King of the ES? Link to comment
Jaku Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 Are you willing to have a two man column with Yete or King of the ES? Yeh buddy. Link to comment
Peaches Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We should start a CDC newspaper. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 We should start a CDC newspaper. Not until we get Sock and Pock III Link to comment
Phil_314 Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 CDC News. I want to be journalist and sports writer, Liam Shamowansing Link to comment
JimLahey Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 We should start a CDC newspaper. The fruits can open an all male car wash. Link to comment
TACIC Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I will be the delivery boy as the teacher said that is all i will ever be good for Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 I will be the delivery boy as the teacher said that is all i will ever be good for Phillip J. Fry? Link to comment
Peaches Posted May 30, 2013 Share Posted May 30, 2013 I shall be known as Pierre-Eakins Aches. P-E Aches Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 30, 2013 Author Share Posted May 30, 2013 I shall be known as Pierre-Eakins Aches. P-E Aches Make Sock and Pock III Link to comment
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