Master 112 Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 This is a sequel to Mashing Through The Snow: A Story For None Of The Family and 50 Shades of Orange [unfinished]. An extensive understanding of the plot is not necessary to contribute, although you might miss out on some of the references. Previous Threads: I - /topic/337401-lets-write-a-cdc-christmas-story-complete/">http://forum.canucks...story-complete/ II - /topic/337474-lets-write-a-story-ii-50-shades-of-orange/">http://forum.canucks...ades-of-orange/ Rules: Call dibs on a chapter, write it when it's your turn. I'll be sure to send PMs out to let you know when your turn comes around. Don't worry, there's no rush: you'll have plenty of time to write, just try to do so within reason. Please don't claim a chapter if you do not intend to write. Once you claim a chapter, I'll add your name next to it on the list below to signify that the spot is taken. Chapters: 1. One one two 2. BananaMash 3. avelanch 4. Intoewsables 5. MaximYapierre 6. Gumballthechewy 7. More chapters can be added if demand requires it. Chapter 1: Four months had passed since the crew of three embarked on their voyage and the business was struggling to stay afloat. They hadn't caught even a 1/4th of their quota for breaking even and the prawn fishing season was quickly approaching closure. If they didn't do something soon, the crew was bound for failure. Gumball walked into the dinning room of the ship after the other two and shut the door. After another sub-par day, the three of them were trying hard to not be at each others' throats. It was time, Gumball thought, for a change. “Well, take a seat, guys – I'm sure you both know why we're here tonight; to discuss the future of this company.” Tiggies and Mash nodded slightly, their heads buried into their chests. Gumball quickly poured some drinks and set them on the table before continuing. “This isn't working out and we all know it,” Gumball stated bluntly. “That's why I've chosen to make some extensive changes to our operations. Starting tomorrow, we'll be preparing for a long trip to Mogadishu, Somalia, in order to pursue business opportunities there.” Mash and Tiggies were dumbfounded. “You're kidding me,” Mash said as his jaw dropped. “Do they even have prawns in Somalia?” Tiggies questioned. “We're not going to be prawn fishing any longer, Tigs.” Gumball excitedly said, “I know a guy, see, he's gonna hook us up with some quick and easy jobs with good payoff. I managed to get in contact with him over the phone earlier and he's interested in having our business.” Mash put his hand to his face and let off a slight chuckle. “This is Somalia we're talking about, Gum. There are modern day pirates all over the place; it doesn't matter how easy the job is, we'll die if we go near those waters.” “Well what are we gonna do then?! Just sit around and let our business crumble? Is that what you want to see?” Gumball was visibly irritated. There was a long pause in the conversation. “Look,” Gumball spoke, “I know this isn't an easy thing to do, but-” “No, this is a stupid thing to do,” Tiggies murmured, making sure the others heard him. “Let me finish, dammit! This guy won't let us die; I've known him and his family for a long time. He's good for it and he has a lot to offer, I swear. Now, we are not going to make quota and continuing to fish would just put us further in the hole. This is a prime opportunity to turn things around in our new lives.” There was another pause, although this one shorter. “Besides,” Gumball continued, “we all know we can't just go back home now. Tiggies, your used condom corporation was doomed the minute congress shockingly found that your products pose numerous health and safety risks to the general public. Mash, as much as you'd like to think otherwise, you're not as young and flagrant as you used to be. Stripping requires a certain flare that disappears with age, and you know that you'd have been replaced soon had you not left. “... So what would these jobs involve, exactly, and how many laws would we be breaking by helping this fellow?” Tiggies asked as he reached for his drink. “I'm not entirely sure myself, but I assure you that everything we'll be doing is perfectly legal under Somalian Law... and probably in a few other countries as well, so it's not like nobody else is doing it.” The crew debated well into the night, but eventually Gumball won over both Tiggies and Mash. They decided to head to Mogadishu, Somalia's largest city, which was conveniently a port town. * * * After a long journey, the S.S Hard-Body pulled into a run-down port in Mogadishu. The trio was met by 5 armed guards and 1 person of seemingly higher status who was dressed in fancy rags. “It's a miracle we even made it to land.” Tiggies said to Mash, who nodded in agreement. Gumball climbed down the side of the ship, happy to see his friend had come to greet him. “Musse!” Gumball stretched his arms around the fancy-rag man, Musse, and gave him a hug. The two talked for a few minutes before Musse lead the party to his place, where introductions could be made and business talks could begin. Musse was evidently the person Gumball had been talking about. Link to comment
Intoewsables Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Sweet! I'll take Chapter 4, please. Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 I was pretty devastated when 50 Shades of Orange was never completed. Chapter 5, pencil me in. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Someones gonna have to kill off Tiggies since we never see him anymore Link to comment
Master 112 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 Someones gonna have to kill off Tiggies since we never see him anymore Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 doesnt look like i can play since i wasn't around for the previous ones i only request if anyone uses my name and likliness that i die with some sort of dignity Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 doesnt look like i can play since i wasn't around for the previous ones i only request if anyone uses my name and likliness that i die with some sort of dignity Link to comment
Argon Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 You can write if you want. No butt stuff. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 doesnt look like i can play since i wasn't around for the previous ones i only request if anyone uses my name and likliness that i die with some sort of dignity Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 1-1-2, can you move me to chapter 2? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 1-1-2, can you move me to chapter 2? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Musse and the three young men entered his small house on the corner of a run down street. “Welcome to my home gentlemen! Make yourselves comfortable, I will go make us a quick bite to eat and then we will discuss business”. Mash looked around and the rundown Somalian living, “I bet the furniture is sticky,” Mash said in a condescending tone “everything looks like it will be sticky in here”. Gumball looked at Mash angrily and said, “Mash, be quiet. This is one of the nicer homes here. You don't want to offend Musse, trust me”. Just as that was said, Musse walked back into the room carrying a plate of some pathetic looking bread. Tiggies looked at the offering skeptically, but popped one in his mouth regardless. As Tiggies indulged on the questionable bread, Musse started to discuss business with the three. “Gentlemen, I was once the head of the largest prostitution ring in Somalia, we had everything. From women who were stunning, to women who looked like Tiggies”. With that statement, Tiggies made a terrible gasping noise. He'd sucked the questionable bread down his windpipe; furthermore, he was now starting to struggle as his face went a deep purple. “Quick do the Heimlich manoeuvre!” Gumball screamed and the top of his lungs. “The hind-lick manoeuvre?” Mash replied. “No! Do the Heimlich!” “Look Gumball, I don't care about what sort of things you're into sexually, but there are just certain areas on Tiggies I don't want to lick. The hind end is one of them!” “No, you dumb piece of s--” Before Gumball could finish his sentence, they both turned and saw what had happened. Tiggies was laying face first in the bread on the counter. Gumball was shocked and annoyed, “Great going, Mash. If you weren't so stupid, Tiggies would still be alive!”. “You were telling me to hind lick him! I don't know how that would have helped us anyway...” “Oh my god Mash, that's not what I was trying to get you to do. The Heimlich is a... Hey, where did Musse go?” Mash turned around to look, “Tiggies body is gone too!” As they stood dumbfounded and lost in a sea of emotions, Mash and Gumball realized they were stranded in Somalia. Their best friend had died, and the man who had promised them work had made off with his body... This was certainly going to be one hell of a mess. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted May 31, 2013 Author Share Posted May 31, 2013 RIP Tiggies. You had a good run. Link to comment
Baka Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The Kite Runner was PG-13 and that had underaged butt stuff in it. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 The Kite Runner was PG-13 and that had underaged butt stuff in it. Link to comment
SkeeterHansen Posted May 31, 2013 Share Posted May 31, 2013 Mash do you still have a PDF of the original story? I reeeeeeally wanna read it! I tried the URL, but it's expired or whatever... Link to comment
Recommended Posts
Archived
This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.