TACIC Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Country You Wish To Be Born In: Mexico Gender: Male Hobbies: Religious activities, television, sports and Art Personality: Violent Greedy: Y Special: Jock Here you go Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 Wow, a lot of you are having really bad childhoods so far. Link to comment
TACIC Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Wow, a lot of you are having really bad childhoods so far. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 0-10 Year Old Update - #BadLuckLahey User: BananaMash Name: Nurhan Kuchmaradov Gender: Female Age: 10 Born: Ashkhabad, Turkmenistan Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Sunni Muslim Notes: Avoid pork. Your family is very rich by Turkmen standards. User: canucklax Name: Meinhard Klinsmann Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Augsburg, Germany Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Protestant Notes: Your father gave up drinking. User: Gally Name: Rafiki Dadie Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Kampala, Uganda Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Anglican Notes: Did not attend school. There is a civil war and widespread famine in your country. Everyone in your family except for you has malaria and worms. User: Hansen 36 Name: Eren Jaeger Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Salzburg, Austria Job: N/A Health Issues: Growth Stunting Spouse: N/A Religion: Roman Catholic Notes: You were severely beaten by your father. You reported the incident and he has learned from the experience. Your mother got robbed twice. User: JimLahey Name: Suk Tae-Won Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Taejon, South Korea Job: N/A Health Issues: Malaria, Skull Damage Spouse: N/A Religion: N/A Notes: You somehow managed to get Malaria in a highly-developed country. You suffered a dangerous fall and fractured your skull. Your skull is now permanently damaged. User: nuckin_futz Name: Jesus Dominguez Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Valencia, Spain Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Roman Catholic Notes: Your father has become an alcoholic. User: One one two Name: Stanley Watkins Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Raleigh, North Carolina Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse:N/A Religion: Roman Catholic Notes: You got hit by a car, but suffered no serious injuries. User: Relfk Name: Abd El Kareem Abu Saleem Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Mecca, Saudi Arabia Job: N/A Health Issues: Spouse: N/A Religion: Sunni Muslim Notes: Avoid pork. User: Snozberries Name: Randy Lee Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Christchurch, New Zealand Job: N/A Health Issues: Growth Stunting Spouse:N/A Religion: Anglican Notes: Your mother has died of an asthma attack at age 26. Your father has died of an opportunistic infection at age 32. You and your two younger siblings are homeless and jobless. User: TIGER SINGH Name: Kumar Mukherjee Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Cuttack, India Job: N/A Health Issues: Measles, Whooping Cough Spouse: N/A Religion: Hindu Notes: Your father has died of tetanus at age 34. Your sister Devi was caught in a fire and suffered severe burns. You've been removed from school. Got called out for lying. User: Twilight Sparkle Name: Jesper Lofgren Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Linkoping, Sweden Job: N/A Health Issues: N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Notes: Your mother has died of an opportunistic infection at age 34. User: Avacados Name: Alberto Rivas Gender: Male Age: 10 Born: Chihuahua, Mexico Job: N/A Health Issues:N/A Spouse: N/A Religion: Roman Catholic Notes: You've been removed from school. Your mother has recovered from depression. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 RIP mom. i'm here for you randy lee Link to comment
TACIC Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Lahey, you cant complain if anyone says you're brain damaged Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Your family is very rich by Turkmen standards. Link to comment
nuckin_futz Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 User: nuckin_futz Name: Jesus Dominguez Notes: Your father has become an alcoholic. I like to think I had a little to do with that. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 User: nuckin_futz Name: Jesus Dominguez Notes: Your father has become an alcoholic. I like to think I had a little to do with that. Link to comment
Joel Heyman Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Dad's just strengthening Eren so he can defeat the Titans Link to comment
Master 112 Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Notes: You got hit by a car, but suffered no serious injuries. Link to comment
TIGER SINGH Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Kicked out of school for lying !!?? Link to comment
JimLahey Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Notes: You somehow managed to get Malaria in a highly-developed country. You suffered a dangerous fall and fractured your skull. Your skull is now permanently damaged. Link to comment
Gally Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Everyone in my family has worms except for me I feel so fortunate. I will probably end up dying in this civil war soon. At least I made it to 10! Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Everyone in my family ha worms except for me I feel so fortunate. I will probably end up dying in this civil war soon. At least I made it to 10! Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted June 5, 2013 Author Share Posted June 5, 2013 Kicked out of school for lying !!?? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 Probably kicked out of school for writing too many love letters to Luongo. Link to comment
TACIC Posted June 5, 2013 Share Posted June 5, 2013 You sure you weren't dealing drugs? Link to comment
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