Alex the Great Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Since the other thread got locked, What it the best trash talk line you've said to an opponent? We were playing an all christian school in soccer game and they were rubbing it in our faces because they were winning 5-0 so when we finally scored off a corner kick my buddy looked at their goalie and said "where's your god now?!" They were swearing at us all game telling us to shut the f*** up and all that jazz. So, what's the best line you've used? Link to comment
Captain Aerosex Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Not the best but I heard one of the worst ever a while ago playing soccer with my friends against a bunch of 30 year olds in summer league. Some guy who was maybe 5'6 (if I'm being generous) got in a scuffle with my buddy who's 6'6 and called him a "grubby ass giraffe". Better than being a midget eh? Since I got peer pressured into playing soccer and I'm not that good at it, I just make an effort to chirp the other team and get them off their game. Not very good at that either, but I got a few decent chirps in. One game (another against guys in their 30s, who seem to be the angriest guys out there) me and a guy are going at each other after my team's been blowing them out. Eventually I just say "scoreboard buddy scoreboard, 8 sounds a lot better than 2. Your girlfriend agrees with me too." That got the guy fuming pretty good Link to comment
Horny Manatee Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Yeah, cuz God doesn't let the other team score? AMIRITE? BURN!!! Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 after a scrap i told some guy to close his legs cause I smelt fish... we fought again after we got out, dropped him a second time. Link to comment
RUPERTKBD Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 My fave is Lil Penny: "You can't guard me! The secret service couldn't guard me!" (Hey Tyra. You forgot your purse at my place.) Link to comment
pimpcurtly Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Hope I'm not crossing the line but this is my fav.... You were the load your mom should've swallowed. Link to comment
Alchemy Time Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 "Hey #_____ are you sure your coach wants you on the ice?" Link to comment
JimLahey Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Warning: Language Mike Rupp on Jody Shelley during 24/7. Link to comment
Plum Posted June 6, 2013 Share Posted June 6, 2013 Heres the number to my ex wife (writes number gives) other guy reads, SIKE THATS THE WRONG NUMBA Link to comment
TACIC Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 This one sucks but its effective Warning :LanguageI licked your moms feline dry last night motherfracker Link to comment
Baka Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 Classic trash talk before boundaries were set Link to comment
CaNuCkSLoUiE23 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 You're mother wears army boots. Link to comment
avelanch Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 your mother was a hampster, and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction. Link to comment
RUPERTKBD Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 your mother was a hampster, and your father smells of elderberries. I fart in your general direction. Link to comment
etsen3 Posted June 7, 2013 Share Posted June 7, 2013 This one sucks but its effective Warning :LanguageI licked your moms feline dry last night motherfracker they get really mad when you say that Edit: its messed up cause of stupid censor, you get point Link to comment
Alex Burrows 14 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 If you're laying on top of a guy: this was your mom/girlfriend last night Link to comment
Captain Aerosex Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 If you're laying on top of a guy: this was your mom/girlfriend last night Link to comment
Alex Burrows 14 Posted June 8, 2013 Share Posted June 8, 2013 You end up in that situation a lot eh? Link to comment
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