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Trade the overly confident flopper who lets in 8 goals in a playoff game

See what I did there :)

if you would remember Lu has never let in 8 goals in a playoff game, he got pulled before it got to 8 lol....and it was 1 game

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Luo's latest:

"I'm willing to stay, be the back up and play for free if they let me sit in at every Torts presser!" #man #myth #legend.

There we have it. Luo is willing to waive a buyout, accept that Schneider has won the starting position, stay here and play for free.

Huge new development in the Luongo trade story. Hard to question a potential Tortorella signing if the move comes with that perk.

pretty sure he was joking

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Just noticed a funny conversation on Luo's Twitter I don't think has been posted:

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

Can't believe Luongo would bring full circus to OLY camp. Be shocked if he doesn't make statement this week to blunt story.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun that's why they pay you the big bucks Iain........

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 My contract sucks.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun couldn't get traded to the province?

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Holding out for Miami Herald. Or The Buzzer (BC Transit leaflet). Now, back to column on football quarter-thingy Lulay.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun I wouldn't hold my breath for the Miami Herald if I were u........

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Now you tell me. Guess I'll have to honour my contract in Vancouver. Proud to play behind @rcamcole.

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Just noticed a funny conversation on Luo's Twitter I don't think has been posted:

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

Can't believe Luongo would bring full circus to OLY camp. Be shocked if he doesn't make statement this week to blunt story.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun that's why they pay you the big bucks Iain........

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 My contract sucks.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun couldn't get traded to the province?

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Holding out for Miami Herald. Or The Buzzer (BC Transit leaflet). Now, back to column on football quarter-thingy Lulay.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun I wouldn't hold my breath for the Miami Herald if I were u........

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Now you tell me. Guess I'll have to honour my contract in Vancouver. Proud to play behind @rcamcole.

Pretty hilarious.

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Just noticed a funny conversation on Luo's Twitter I don't think has been posted:

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

Can't believe Luongo would bring full circus to OLY camp. Be shocked if he doesn't make statement this week to blunt story.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun that's why they pay you the big bucks Iain........

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 My contract sucks.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun couldn't get traded to the province?

Iain MacIntyre@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Holding out for Miami Herald. Or The Buzzer (BC Transit leaflet). Now, back to column on football quarter-thingy Lulay.

Strombone@strombone1 20 Aug

@imacVanSun I wouldn't hold my breath for the Miami Herald if I were u........

Iain MacIntyre ‏@imacVanSun 20 Aug

@strombone1 Now you tell me. Guess I'll have to honour my contract in Vancouver. Proud to play behind @rcamcole.

No truer words...

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I guess inspired by the interview...

Strombone@strombone1

Thinking about changing my avatar pic for something a bit more appropriate for the upcoming season. Thoughts??? pic.twitter.com/nKq4R0DNYV

EDIT: Once you stop laughing, that picture brings up so many questions. Why does he look like he's wearing knee pads? Why did he take his stick to the bathroom? (What would possible require stick handling? Wouldn't a glove have been better?) And doesn't the question mark invite the viewer to wonder #1 or #2?

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I guess inspired by the interview...

Strombone@strombone1

Thinking about changing my avatar pic for something a bit more appropriate for the upcoming season. Thoughts??? pic.twitter.com/nKq4R0DNYV

EDIT: Once you stop laughing, that picture brings up so many questions. Why does he look like he's wearing knee pads? Why did he take his stick to the bathroom? (What would possible require stick handling? Wouldn't a glove have been better?) And doesn't the question mark invite the viewer to wonder #1 or #2?

Eww

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I must be the only one that thinks the poop jokes are old and recycled far too many times

You're not the ONLY one but I have to disagree. Poo and Farts are still funny well into adulthood for this chap. That's not to say that I have a very good sense of humour in any way shape or form. If I were strombone, I would pick something a little less, hmmmm, how to say it..."inspiring".

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