Bur14Kes17 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Are you kidding me? If i were them i'd be filing a restraining order you creepy perv Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I love it either way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dellins Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I'm not sure if this is an amazing joke thread or a horrible creepy stalker thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Shrimps Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 Not sure why someone can't explain their story expecting real answers anymore. All I'm getting is back talk from you apes. I'm going to be approaching her either way so if I don't get any helpful responses from you I'll just come up with my own idea. Not everything's a troll thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterHansen Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Worked for me multiple times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterHansen Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Not sure why someone can't explain their story expecting real answers anymore. All I'm getting is back talk from you apes. I'm going to be approaching her either way so if I don't get any helpful responses from you I'll just come up with my own idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Not sure why someone can't explain their story expecting real answers anymore. All I'm getting is back talk from you apes. I'm going to be approaching her either way so if I don't get any helpful responses from you I'll just come up with my own idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Trill Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 I'll bet it has... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterHansen Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Why are you questioning whether it's worked for me or not? I'm sharing helpful advice with this guy and you're all making fun of him for it like immature little children. He needs relationship advice, I have it.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Shrimps Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 Show up naked, women love it when you show up naked. If she's at all put off by you now, when you show up naked her whole opinion of you will change. I find it hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Jong-Trill Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That's a bit extreme. I'm not stupid. I'm more into when the girl takes it off for me. I need to get into her place first, though. None of that action yet as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 This must be a troll thread. To be honest when I meet girls I creep them pretty hard on Facebook and Twitter and stuff (pretty sure this is common), but you don't let them know you did it. And you don't show up at their house. Super creepy and desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhippy Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Hey I just met you at a coffee shop, let me have your online information Hey I just saw online all your friends are hot, I did background checks and googled them, I loved their racy photos they looked hot. Hey I commented on your friends who don't know me and they deleted and blocked me. We should hit it off, where do you live I am coming over. Hello? Hello.... What is wrong with women OK, now are you getting the hint? The only thing missing is/was a bottle of chloroform or a fizzy pill slipped into a drink. Pick your battles, you said the original girl was hot you sh*t the bed by attempting to overachieve and seriously man, if you want in with hot friends you tag the original and let her friends gravitate towards you. be sensible because sorry man this is damned creepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManUtd Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Usually they leave their doors unlocked if they're expecting a stud like you to come by. I'd try the door first and if that doesn't work, there could be a window in the back of the house you can climb through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Shrimps Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 This must be a troll thread. To be honest when I meet girls I creep them pretty hard on Facebook and Twitter and stuff (pretty sure this is common), but you don't let them know you did it. And you don't show up at their house. Super creepy and desperate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warhippy Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 That's a bit extreme. I'm not stupid. I'm more into when the girl takes it off for me. I need to get into her place first, though. None of that action yet as far as I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Show up naked, women love it when you show up naked. If she's at all put off by you now, when you show up naked her whole opinion of you will change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popcorn Shrimps Posted July 13, 2013 Author Share Posted July 13, 2013 Usually they leave their doors unlocked if they're expecting a stud like you to come by. I'd try the door first and if that doesn't work, there could be a window in the back of the house you can climb through. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Better idea, dress up in a pizza delivery uniform. Find a pizza box and cut a hole in the bottom. I don't need to tell you what to do with the hole. Show up at her house and ask if anyone ordered a "Large Pepperoni". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkeeterHansen Posted July 13, 2013 Share Posted July 13, 2013 Better idea, dress up in a pizza delivery uniform. Find a pizza box and cut a hole in the bottom. I don't need to tell you what to do with the hole. Show up at her house and ask if anyone ordered a "Large Pepperoni". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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