nux4lyfe Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Snake Bites Israeli Man's Penis During Bathroom Incident The Huffington Post UK | Posted: 15/07/2013 15:23 BST | Updated: 15/07/2013 15:23 BST An Israeli man has been bitten on the penis by a snake while sitting on the toilet. The unwelcome bathroom addition was lurking in the bowl and caused the unfortunate gent to experience a "burning sensation". He was rushed to hospital in Haifa but the bite was found to be not venomous though according to the hospital "there will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question". An attending paramedic said the man managed to keep calm and even joked about the situation, reports Your Jewish News. He said: "This is the first time I've seen a snake bite like this. "Luckily, all tests seem fine and the man is feeling well." Finding snakes indoors is common at this time of year in the Middle East and the man is lucky to not have been bitten by a more dangerous variety. Closer to home, police issued a warning last week after a boa constrictor escaped from a house in Liverpool. Last month a video of a giant snake opening a door sent a ripple of collective fear around the internet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 That's why I always look in the crapper before using it. I saw some movie a long time ago, or a scene from the movie at least, and there was a huge rat in it and bit the dude on the family jewels I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks#01fan Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Gotta stand when peeing guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB for MVP Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Sequel to Snakes on a Plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miss Korea Bob.Loblaw Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Gotta stand when peeing guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Why was he sitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Why was he sitting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Oh right, a burning sensation... "Seriously honey, I was sitting on the toilet and a snake bit me. Honest." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drouin Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 .. I know how it feels jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanuckinEdm Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Why are all these motha F'n snakes in this motha F'n Drain!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthNinja Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Why are all these motha F'n snakes in this motha F'n Drain!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 Do snake bites cause swelling? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 How many times does it have to be said? No teeth. / Don't matter, just don't bite it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosalie52 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Sequel to Snakes on a Plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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