Baka Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Cause permanant damage. Take pictures. Go to a doctor. Go to a lawyer. Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikiShiz Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Cause permanant damage. Take pictures. Go to a doctor. Go to a lawyer. Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
g_bassi13 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 D you guys its nothing serious now just to throw away the whole packet of president choice qtips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
missbertuzzi Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Use a vacuum or cut your ear off with a knife..you can always glue it back on later Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not A Fruit Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 This has the potential to become one of the greatest threads ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemy Time Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 How? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taxi Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Dude...don't stick tweezers or toothpicks into your ear. You clearly don't have much common sense to begin with and were jamming the q-tip too far and aggresively into your ear. You should use a Q-Tip only to clean the outside edges of the ear. You should never jam it into the ear canal. Go to a doctor. He'll call you stupid for jamming Q-tips into your ear, but it's better than having permament hearing damage. The doctor will be able to use a light and proper instruments to remove the q-tip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Denguin Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I love the added details. Call 811. They might have some tricks. With your lack of visibility I wouldn't recommend doing it on your own... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Proballhockeyplayer Posted July 18, 2013 Author Share Posted July 18, 2013 just so everybody knows i removed it ok That was easy i got it out all i needed to do was tilt my head right get a qtip cover it with hot water but it on the side of my ear and push the soft part down and it came down and then I got tweezers and slowly got it out all out except the little string which I got out with another q tip and then I poured a little water in my ear and it came out with little strings of that thing and now it's all gone and i got my grandma to look at it and she said its fine Evan though she dose not have the best visions thanks CDC and yahoo answers and i to D you guys its nothing serious now just to throw away the whole packet of president choice qtips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a Fool Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOMapleLaughs Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 There is tons of potential for jokes and puns happening in the thread itself, followed by a running joke on the forum that is on the same level as UMB's "My mom makes me stand up after I eat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The q-tip may be gone but this thread shall live on forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Karlsson Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks since 77 Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 I've been using Q tips to clean inside my ears for 40 years. No broken ear drum, no damages. Just clean ears. Slow and careful is the way to go. I touched my ear drum once and never went that deep again. I think it is another nanny rule to keep morons from giving themselves a sideways lobotomy. My rule of thumb is to be alone in a locked bathroom so no outside influences could cause an accident by bumping while cleaning. By the way, ear drums heal from a rupture in 4 to six weeks. JMO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Downtown Browntown Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 There is tons of potential for jokes and puns happening in the thread itself, followed by a running joke on the forum that is on the same level as UMB's "My mom makes me stand up after I eat". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alchemy Time Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 The funniest part is that you weren't even around when I said that. So how would you know about that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aGENT Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 First error was using inferior cotton swabs. (Cotton swabs being the proper nomenclature as Q-Tip is a brand name. See: Tissues and "Kleenex".) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.Doughty Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 use your finger? not your index one though. Just your pinky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Downtown Browntown is UMB.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Downtown Browntown is UMB.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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