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Where art thou, oh sub-forum of spam? I miss thee, oh indeed! Fecal pollution is spilling over the land, but alas! you are beyond my call! Thou where but a shining beacon of hope that drew the evil away from the good places but now there is only darkness... and fruits. I pray to thine god, oh Stealth, Grand Wizard of the Orca, please hear my plea! Bringeth back our noble saviour before the lands become a quagmire of filth and counting games! Oh terrible times are ahead indeed but Sparkling in the Twilight a man will rise and he shall rise to the challenge and combat the dark lords of CDC and all will become shiny and new! The fruits will be slain, the Saniel Dedin shall be set free and Deb's torture dungeon shall be lain bare! The Unjust will be punished and the Just and noble shall be rewarded! No longer will the faithful have to hide in the shadows for the Great Old Ones are coming! Rising from the depths and out of the ancient sunken city of R'lyeh and the wicked will suffer! All hail the great Ghisguth and his dark minions of pain and darkness! For he will rise and all the lands will be devoured! All the birds, beasts, trees and flowers! Darkness shall rule the lands and no one can stop it! An avelanch of chaos will ensue and the people will run but there is no escape from the hell that is to be unleashed!

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Where art thou, oh sub-forum of spam? I miss thee, oh indeed! Fecal pollution is spilling over the land, but alas! you are beyond my call! Thou where but a shining beacon of hope that drew the evil away from the good places but now there is only darkness... and fruits. I pray to thine god, oh Stealth, Grand Wizard of the Orca, please hear my plea! Bringeth back our noble saviour before the lands become a quagmire of filth and counting games! Oh terrible times are ahead indeed but Sparkling in the Twilight a man will rise and he shall rise to the challenge and combat the dark lords of CDC and all will become shiny and new! The fruits will be slain, the Saniel Dedin shall be set free and Deb's torture dungeon shall be lain bare! The Unjust will be punished and the Just and noble shall be rewarded! No longer will the faithful have to hide in the shadows for the Great Old Ones are coming! Rising from the depths and out of the ancient sunken city of R'lyeh and the wicked will suffer! All hail the great Ghisguth and his dark minions of pain and darkness! For he will rise and all the lands will be devoured! All the birds, beasts, trees and flowers! Darkness shall rule the lands and no one can stop it! An avelanch of chaos will ensue and the people will run but there is no escape from the hell that is to be unleashed!

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