canucks#01fan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 every man’s worst nightmare to wake up from a nap and find out one of his balls is missing. For an anonymous 39-year-old man in Trumann, Arkansas, it was bloody reality. The man, who is paralyzed from the waist down, fell asleep naked on Monday. When he woke up, his recently adopted “small, white, fluffy” dog was between his thighs with blood on his muzzle and the man felt “burning pain” in his mid-section. The pooch had “eaten one of his testicles,” according to the police report, although it’s not clear why he favored his master’s sweaty balls instead over Beggin’ Strips. Perhaps he was inspired by paco, that species of toothy testicle-eating fish. The doggie has since been euthanized and is being tested for rabies. His owner is lucky he woke when he did before he lost both testes. All the more reasons to vaccinate your pets, folks http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-08-01/new-thing-to-be-afraid-of-dog-ate-paralyzed-mans-testicle-while-he-was-sleeping/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drouin Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 i hope the 'man' was tiger singh jk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Grimes Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gurn Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 It is possible the man had a cancer growing in his teste and the dog was preforming surgery. Not likely-but possible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drouin Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 This is nasty, I read the first couple words and couldn't do the rest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 And upon reading that article, every man's nuts retreated back into the body... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Subban Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's one Ballsy move by the dog, the owner must have gone "Nut" on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NikiShiz Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 nvm... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EoH Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I heard this on 104.9 sonic during the kid Carson show's wtf moment lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Drouin Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 That's one Ballsy move by the dog, the owner must have gone "Nut" on him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Becareful next time you play ball with your dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danthecanucksfan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Pics or it didnt happen. Bur seriously nobody wants to see that shiit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hudson bay rules Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 The dog must've had some nasty dream to eat testicles whilst sleeping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks#01fan Posted August 2, 2013 Author Share Posted August 2, 2013 Knew we couldnt have a thread without dick puns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 testes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 it's not clear why he favored his master's sweaty balls instead over Beggin' Strips Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aliboy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Maybe he should have fed his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'm sure the guy went Ball-istic when he woke up. Maybe he should have fed his dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special Ed Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Another reason for me to dislike dogs lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*vInTaGe* Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Man, that's nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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