The Bookie Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 can't stop laughing at this one This Might Be The Weirdest Thing Someone Tried to Smuggle Through An Airport by Libby Zay (RSS feed) on Aug 1st 2013 at 2:30PM A Chinese man hatched an ingenious plan to get his pet turtle through airport security: he disguised it as a hamburger. It looks like he discarded the normal meat that comes in a KFC burger, placed the turtle between the bun and then re-wrapped the "sandwich" before making his way through security. Here's what South China Morning Post reported: As Li passed through airport security, X-ray screening machines detected a few "odd protrusions" sticking out of a KFC burger that the man had packed in his bag. Airport staff determined that the protrusions looked suspiciously like turtle limbs, and asked to inspect Li's luggage. "There's no turtle in there, just a hamburger," Li reportedly insisted. "There's nothing special to see inside." Li finally acquiesced to an inspection after repeated requests from airport staff, who uncovered the pet turtle hidden inside the burger. When asked why he had devised this strange idea, Li said that he had only wanted to travel together with his "beloved" turtle. He didn't make it through security with the reptile, but we have to hand it to him. His scheme is much more creative (and more humane) than the guy who stuffed a Chihuahua in his luggageand the guy who strapped lizards to his chest. And there's always the people who have tried to smuggle monkeys under their shirts, in their hats or in their underwear. And in case you're wondering about what happened to the turtle, Li was able to get a friend to care for it while he was away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danthecanucksfan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Security: [Looking at hamburger, hasnt said anything yet] Man: If youre looking for a turtle, there isnt one, I dont own a turtle nor would I try to sneek it in by disguising it as a burger. Security: Right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
canucks#01fan Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Lol thats crazy Did he actually think someone would mistake that for a burger? Especially with things sticking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kazmanian Devil Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 lol, straight out of a cartoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Common sense Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Lol thats crazy Did he actually think someone would mistake that for a burger? Especially with things sticking out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WonderTwinPowers Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 KFC put what into my hamburger!? I'm sueing, because it was definitely all KFC's doing and not my own... I swear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Speaking of airport security. Yesterday, my wife forgot on the flight from Abbotsford to Winnipeg that she had scissors in her purse. Security never said a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I came in to find out what a Turtle burger was, found out it was a guy who literally made a burger out of a turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
masutheakita Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Speaking of airport security. Yesterday, my wife forgot on the flight from Abbotsford to Winnipeg that she had scissors in her purse. Security never said a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
250Integra Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Just tell security that there's a new turtle burger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Airport security: Sir, you're burger is moving Man: Well it did get it from McDonalds Airport security: Makes sense, carry on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
euphoria/ Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 security should have told him to take a bite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Baka Posted August 3, 2013 Share Posted August 3, 2013 All part of my plan. Meanwhile I slipped past security with a pound of cocaine wedged up my...ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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