Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Good news CDC! I have a newly open position for tickle friend and I want one of you for this prestigious honour! Being my tickle friend has many benefits including, but not limited too: A ¥1000 a day allowance. Free room and board. Electricity Free dental. Access to bathroom facilities. 24/7 surveillance. Just submit your name below to be eligible for selection. Link to comment
Crom! Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'd go with BananaMash. He found spots on me that even I didn't know were ticklish Link to comment
BananaMash Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Here's what I bring to the table: -I'm a guitar player so you know my fingers are strong -Crom has given me a marvelous reference -The only toy I had as a child was Tickle-Me-Elmo Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hmmmm... Mash is sounding very tempting. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hmm... I'm surprised more people aren't vying for this... Just look at what you're missing out on people! Link to comment
Coconuts Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Why don't you choose both Mash and Hodor? The best of both worlds? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 - I have slender delicate fingers that can reach hard to find places softly - I come with a guarantee of finding your tickle G spot, attached with the resume - It'll be harder to resist me holding you down and tickling you than Mash straddling you - Do you want Mash to straddle you? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Damn, I think she has me beat with the whole "do you really want Mash to straddle you" thing. Link to comment
elvis15 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hmm... I'm surprised more people aren't vying for this... Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Why don't you choose both Mash and Hodor? The best of both worlds? Link to comment
Crom! Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hmmmm..... Tempting... tempting.... Mash, Hodor, how well do you two work with others? Link to comment
c00kies Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'm going to bring feathers to tickle the urine out of you. I've helped men's prostrates for years with this method. Link to comment
elvis15 Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I can get pretty territorial and I don't like sharing. I dunno Link to comment
aGENT Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'd apply but I have enough jobs as it is. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 I'd be fine with being a sub for Hodor on days when she is sick and cannot meet her tickle obligations. Link to comment
Guest Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Is there any way I can get all the perks without the tickling part? Because that would be perfect Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Gumball = Lady Gaga Hodor = Justin Timberlake Mash = Andy Samberg Link to comment
Psylocke Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 So, who are you going to pick? Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 So, who are you going to pick? Link to comment
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