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There was an old farmer, who sat on a rock

Stroking his whiskers and shaking his

Fist at his neighbors, who sat on their wricks

Teaching their children, to player with their

Kite strings and marbles in the old days of yore

Along came a lady who looked like

A descent young lady and walked like a duck

Said she discovered, a new way to

Bring up the children to sew and to knit

The boys in the stables where shoveling up

Contents of stables left after the hunt

The car man was feeing a nice piece of

Straw from the stables, cleaning the walls

In came the dear maid to play with his

Dog in the dairy where she did belong

If you think this is dirty well your bloody well wrong..

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