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Tired of masturbating? If so, this is the thread for you! (Sexy Singles Dating Club 2.0)


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I can see this is going places.

I am 32, I have 2 kids I like long walks ont he beach until the rohypnol kicks in. Then when you come to in your sumptuously decorated torture room complete with padded restraints I will regale you with the delights we will experience over the next 40 years until such time as the viagra stops working and you have lost the will to live.

Call me ;)

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I am a wrestler, THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME, and I used to make the girls say YES YES YES. But now that I "Follow The Buzzards" and now whenever I try to pick up chicks there like NO NO NO. I have a beard and you better not expect me to shave.... EVER!!!

My only friends are those with beards such as mine so you better get used to them being around.

Call me.

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