I Will Reply With Lyrics

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

I will reply to everything in this thread with lyrics. They may be my own lyrics or ones from actual songs, what are ya gonna do, sue me?

[avelanch]

if I were to sue you, what grounds would i have?

[Bring_Back_Bertuzzi]

i seen them do this on men at work good luck

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

if I were to sue you, what grounds would i have?

(Sung to the tune of "Intergalactic" by "The Beastie Boys")

Well now you can't sue me don't try,

My lawyers got skill he'll make you cry,

He'll drain your bank account 'till your funds run dry,

And off I'll jet cuz I'm so fly.

Intergalactic Lawyertastic,

Lawyertastic Intergalactic.

[avelanch]

what would you do if I gave you a crossbow?

[Grapes-N-Canucks]

I love Fruit Stripe gum, but the flavor never lasts.

[Lil B From The Pack]

kobe

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

i seen them do this on men at work good luck

(Sung to the tune of "The Court Of The Crimson King" by "King Crimson")

You doubt the powers that I wield,

Yet there you stand in awe.

Not knowing things you knew before,

Unseeing things you saw.

Bow down now before your lord,

And listen as I sing.

Songs of woe and songs of joy,

In the court of lyric king.

I love that show by the way, haven't seen that episode though, sounds like a good one.

[avelanch]

(Sung to the tune of "Intergalactic" by "The Beastie Boys")

Wellllllll

now you can't sue me so don't try,

My lawyers got skill he'll make you cry,

He'll drain your bank account 'till your funds run dry,

And off I'll jet cuz I'm so fly.

Intergalactic Lawyertastic,

Lawyertastic Intergalactic.

Fixed for proper flow.

[Tigs]

On a scale of 1 to over 9000, how swangin' do you think the Canucks' next draft pick will be?

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

what would you do if I gave you a crossbow?

(Sung to the tune of "The Drunken Sailor")

What would I do if you gave me a crossbow,

What would I do if you gave me a crossbow,

What would I do if you gave me a crossbow,

Early in the morning.

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Early in the morning.

I'll try and shoot a deer but I'll miss and hit you,

Try and shoot a deer but I'll miss and hit you,

I'll try and shoot a deer but I'll miss and hit you,

Early in the morning.

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Way hay and now I'll load it,

Early in the morning.

I'll try and reload but I'll probably maim you,

Try and reload but I'll probably maim you,

I'll try and reload but I'll probably maim you,

Early in the morning.

That's what I'd do if you gave me a crossbow,

That's what I'd do if you gave me a crossbow,

That's what I'd do if you gave me a crossbow,

Early in the morning.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

I love Fruit Stripe gum, but the flavor never lasts.

("I Wan't Candy" by "MC Pee Pants")

I want candy,

Bubble gum and taffy,

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy,

Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy,

I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy,

I want candy!

I'm sorry but that's the only thing I could think of for yours...

[Grapes-N-Canucks]

("I Wan't Candy" by "MC Pee Pants")

I want candy,

Bubble gum and taffy,

Skip to the sweet shop with my sweetheart Sandy,

Got my pennies saved so I'm her sugar daddy,

I'm her Hume Cronyn and she's my Jessica Tandy,

I want candy!

I'm sorry but that's the only thing I could think of for yours...

What a beauty!!!

[avelanch]

soooooo, no crossbow for you...

[Kryten]

This thread smells like cinnamon.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

kobe

(Sung to the tune of "Pinball Wizard" by "The Who")

Ever since he was a young boy,

He played the orange ball,

From Philly down to LA,

He must have played them all,

You ain't seen nothing like him,

Anywhere at all,

That skilled Black Mamba,

Sure plays a mean basketball.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

Fixed for proper flow.

Nah, the first way is best I think.

In the original song it goes:

Well [pause] now [pause] don't [pause] you tell me to smile.

Mine goes:

Well [pause] now [pause] you [pause] can't sue me don't try.

It's all about matching syllables.

What a beauty!!!

Those aren't my lyrics, just so you know.

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

On a scale of 1 to over 9000, how swangin' do you think the Canucks' next draft pick will be?

(Sung to the tune of "Battery" by "Metallica")

Lashing out the action, returning the reaction,

Strong and ripped he'll tear away.

Hypnotizing power, crushing all that cower,

The new kid will be here to stay.

Better get a body bag,

Better wave a white flag,

The new kid will have all the swag!

Playing hockey with rage,

You will need an ice bag,

The new kid will have all the swag!

All the swag!

[avelanch]

Nah, the first way is best I think.

In the original song it goes:

Well [pause] now [pause] don't [pause] you tell me to smile.

Mine goes:

Well [pause] now [pause] you [pause] can't sue me don't try.

It's all about matching syllables.

still prever mine.

Wellllllllll

now you can't sue me so don't try

just feels better...

[Guest Gumballthechewy]

soooooo, no crossbow for you...

(Sung to the tune of "Juke Box Hero" by Foreigner")

Standing in the rain,

With his head hung low.

Couldn't get a permit,

He was told no go.

Heard the roar of the crowd,

He could picture the scene.

Put his ear to the wall,

And heard a distant scream.

A man with a bow,

Just blew him away.

He saw stars in his eyes,

And the very next day.

Bought a beat up crossbow,

In a secondhand store.

Didn't know how to use it,

But he knew for sure.

That one crossbow,

Felt good in his hands.

Didn't take long,

To understand.

Just one crossbow,

Slung way down low.

Was a one way ticket,

Only one way to go.

So he started shootin',

Ain't never gonna stop.

Gotta keep on shootin',

Someday he's gonna make it to the top.

And be a crossbow hero,

Got stars in his eyes.

He's a crossbow hero,

Ahhhh ahh.

Crossbow hero,

Stars in his eyes.

Crossbow hero,

He'll come alive tonight.