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Kim Jong-Un Dictates Men Must Have Only One Hair Style - His!


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He has finally gone over the edge (or was he always nuts?) by dictating men can have only one hairstyle: the style he wears. Nothing about bald men though or maybe they don't have bald men in North Korea.

From the National Post:

The “Dear Leader Kim Jong-un” cut has become all the rage in North Korea now that the communist nation has reportedly made every other hairstyle illegal.

The secretive dictatorship issued a new “fashion guideline” two weeks ago with only one state-sanctioned haircut for men in an apparent attempt to spawn a nation full of Kim lookalikes.

Our leader’s haircut is very particular

“It started from capital Pyongyang, and now spreading all across the country,” a source told Radio Free Asia.

Before the young dictator popularized the very distinct cut, North Koreans despised the hairstyle more commonly associated with Chinese smugglers, according to the Korea Times.

“Until the mid-2000, we called it the ‘Chinese smuggler haircut,’” a former Pyongyang resident said

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He has finally gone over the edge (or was he always nuts?) by dictating men can have only one hairstyle: the style he wears. Nothing about bald men though or maybe they don't have bald men in North Korea.

From the National Post:

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I think his hair cut is erotic to tell you the truth. So if all men get that hair cut, their population will double in the next 10 years.

Its always nice to drive those asian ladies crazy.

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Damn kids these days.. Johnny Unitas.. now there was a haircut you could set your watch to.

 

I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me.

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Like honestly if I was a nut and a dictator I would have all the men shave thier heads so that I would look more appealing and powerful.

Or make it illegal to grow beards, while I grew the largest of them all!

Edit: Or pubic hair, for that matter. I wonder when he'll dictate everyone shave a big "K" down there.

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