DonLever Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 He has finally gone over the edge (or was he always nuts?) by dictating men can have only one hairstyle: the style he wears. Nothing about bald men though or maybe they don't have bald men in North Korea. From the National Post: The “Dear Leader Kim Jong-un” cut has become all the rage in North Korea now that the communist nation has reportedly made every other hairstyle illegal. The secretive dictatorship issued a new “fashion guideline” two weeks ago with only one state-sanctioned haircut for men in an apparent attempt to spawn a nation full of Kim lookalikes. Our leader’s haircut is very particular “It started from capital Pyongyang, and now spreading all across the country,” a source told Radio Free Asia. Before the young dictator popularized the very distinct cut, North Koreans despised the hairstyle more commonly associated with Chinese smugglers, according to the Korea Times. “Until the mid-2000, we called it the ‘Chinese smuggler haircut,’” a former Pyongyang resident said . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Finally Those North Korean hair styles were getting outta control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikael Samuelsson Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 More scary than funny. That's the least of their worries in North Korea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Vintage Canuck- Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Would all Canadian Men want the same hairstyle as Stephen Harper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 What if that simply isn't possible for you? Are you forced to wear a wig? What if you're bald? Given it's NK, I assume you're taken out into the street and made an example of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilduce39 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Damn kids these days.. Johnny Unitas.. now there was a haircut you could set your watch to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer4now Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Would all Canadian Men want the same hairstyle as Steven Harper? gross lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayRayDown Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 That's the hairstyle I have. Was just waiting for it to finally catch on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRussianRocket. Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Up next: every one will have to legally change their name to Kim Jong-Un. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer4now Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 That's the hairstyle I have. Was just waiting for it to finally catch on Undercut? I think it looks better on bigger or chubbier people imo. If tired it I would look like a buffoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aladeen Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Up next: every one will have to legally change their name to Kim Jong-Un. Would you like the Kim Jong-Un news or the Kim Jong-Un news? The test came back you are HIV Kim Jong-Un Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 that's a smart move o: i'm sure kim jong-un saw that movie his dad was in-- he doesn't want to be so ronery Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Who knew his old man was the sane one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elvis15 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Maybe he just needs to have a little fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Absent Canuck Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 He has finally gone over the edge (or was he always nuts?) by dictating men can have only one hairstyle: the style he wears. Nothing about bald men though or maybe they don't have bald men in North Korea. From the National Post: . I think his hair cut is erotic to tell you the truth. So if all men get that hair cut, their population will double in the next 10 years. Its always nice to drive those asian ladies crazy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Like honestly if I was a nut and a dictator I would have all the men shave thier heads so that I would look more appealing and powerful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tre Mac Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Damn kids these days.. Johnny Unitas.. now there was a haircut you could set your watch to. I used to be with it, but then they changed what *it* was. Now what I'm with isn't *it*, and what's *it* seems weird and scary to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilduce39 Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Like honestly if I was a nut and a dictator I would have all the men shave thier heads so that I would look more appealing and powerful. Or make it illegal to grow beards, while I grew the largest of them all! Edit: Or pubic hair, for that matter. I wonder when he'll dictate everyone shave a big "K" down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
î мцšт вяздк чфµ Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 this story is fake. but ofcourse anything on the net is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 26, 2014 Share Posted March 26, 2014 Would all Canadian Men want the same hairstyle as Steven Harper? Maybe forty years ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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