BananaMash Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I've been really thirsty for attention lately, so I've been thinking about ways that I could get attention. I notice a lot of the 20 year old girls I have added on facebook get a lot of attention when they say they're going to have a baby. As a similarly aged young man, I tend to wonder, would this work for me? What do you think guys? Should I get knocked up? Link to comment
Psylocke Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Yes. I think you and Gummy would make cute babies. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Aw, thanks :] I don't think Gummy is ready for a family though. Link to comment
-SN- Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I'm just glad that google is indexing this thread right now. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Wow, my thread got a Stealth cameo. I'm not worthy. Link to comment
VICanucksfan5551 Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I'd hate to miss out on this opportunity. Count me in and let's get a pact going. I'll be guarding my condoms closely. Link to comment
AppleJack Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Since its physically impossible for you to become preggers...Pretend to be a girl. Go to the local SPCA and get a kitten, Furbabies will get you more attention anyways... Take massive photos of your cute little furbaby, post on your FB. "Got a Furbaby" - source: girl with cat. This will get you tons of attention because girls LOVE cute things. Link to comment
onesmallleap Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 get a dog ..IT will give you all the attention you can handle Link to comment
Intoewsables Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Since its physically impossible for you to become preggers Source??? Link to comment
AppleJack Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Source??? Dr Gum of course. Link to comment
CanuckBoss Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Two words come to mind after readin this post " Dumb B!@&$" Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Since its physically impossible for you to become preggers...Pretend to be a girl. Perhaps Mash is a hermaphrodite? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Perhaps Mash is a hermaphrodite? Perhaps Link to comment
AppleJack Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Perhaps Mash is a hermaphrodite? Kittens are still cuter then kids. Link to comment
King Heffy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I secretly envy hermaphrodites. The look on people's faces when they oblige after being told to go eff themselves must be priceless. Link to comment
Guest Gumballthechewy Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I don't think Gummy is ready for a family though. Hell yeah I am! Let's get started, I'm already nekkid! I'll be guarding my condoms closely. What? Condoms are for single guys. Dr Gum of course. Damn straight! Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 I always thought Gummy's family would consist of a gumball machine filled with gumballs. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted March 31, 2014 Author Share Posted March 31, 2014 Girls can't get pregnant if they're on top because gravity kills sperm. Link to comment
mau5trap Posted March 31, 2014 Share Posted March 31, 2014 Call me if you need help Mash, lets make Banana Mau5 happen. Link to comment
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