Mainly Mattias Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Have any jobs that you think, "That poor guy. I totally could never do that.."? Some of mine: Telemarketer Collection agent Parking ticket agent Halfway house manager Change agent manager (these ones sell their souls to the devil though so don't have my sympathy) Database analyst PhD candidate Child/youth social worker Occupations that have to put down animals Commission-based sales agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Barzal Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Dentists. Some of the shit you see in peoples mouths you would think belonged in a horror film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Heffy Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Corrections Officer Anything military Accountant Sewage treatment plant operator Daycare operator Nanny Janitor Vibrator quality assurance Farmer DEA agent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefCon1 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Dentists. Some of the crap you see in peoples mouths you would think belonged in a horror film. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 i wouldn't want to be a server; looked down by pretty much everyone on this site (lel), and whatever happens in the kitchen or the bar, they get all the heat for it. also, i wouldn't remember tables to save my life i couldn't be a nurse-- long brutal hours working with sick people. no thanks pretty much anything customer service based you think, "that poor bastard" but there are some who really embrace what they do, but there's got to be a reason behind it. they have to be alcoholics or something and i disagree with heff. i'd totally be up in front for vibrator quality control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefCon1 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 i wouldn't want to be a server; looked down by pretty much everyone on this site (lel), and whatever happens in the kitchen or the bar, they get all the heat for it. also, i wouldn't remember tables to save my life i couldn't be a nurse-- long brutal hours working with sick people. no thanks pretty much anything customer service based you think, "that poor bastard" but there are some who really embrace what they do, but there's got to be a reason behind it. they have to be alcoholics or something and i disagree with heff. i'd totally be up in front for vibrator quality control Depends which type of vibrator you are alluding to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangelos Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Porn star... I wouldn't even be able to last a minute Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainly Mattias Posted April 19, 2014 Author Share Posted April 19, 2014 i wouldn't want to be a server; looked down by pretty much everyone on this site (lel), and whatever happens in the kitchen or the bar, they get all the heat for it. also, i wouldn't remember tables to save my life i couldn't be a nurse-- long brutal hours working with sick people. no thanks pretty much anything customer service based you think, "that poor bastard" but there are some who really embrace what they do, but there's got to be a reason behind it. they have to be alcoholics or something and i disagree with heff. i'd totally be up in front for vibrator quality control i think those ones have been really well brain-washed through the company rah rah sessions. lol. I've seen them during their brainwashed period and after and it's really funny to hear them go "WHAT WAS I THINKING?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zombieksa Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Fluffer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diesel_3 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Parking Attendant - The abuse they take is just brutal. Security Officer - Worked Security for a very short time and it was terrible. Military - 5 years was enough for me, I didn't need that much bs or structure in my life. The experience was good, but not something I could have done for a career. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That's What She Said Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Anything that involves dealing with babies/children/teenagers, criminal defence lawyer, butcher, any job that would require me to sit all day, psychiatrist/psychologist/therapist/anything that involves dealing with emotions, hospice worker, marathon runner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Where's Wellwood Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Exterminator. I have such a phobia of bugs and arachnids. Flying, crawling, doesn't matter. I"m terrified. Only ladybugs and butterflies don't make me freeze up. Stripper. I don't have the body for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Exterminator. I have such a phobia of bugs and arachnids. Flying, crawling, doesn't matter. I"m terrified. Only ladybugs and butterflies don't make me freeze up. Stripper. I don't have the body for it. you could always turn to prostitution then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Prime Minister. Too much evidence floating around out there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Prime Minister. Too much evidence floating around out there. So, just THE minister then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DefCon1 Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Exterminator. I have such a phobia of bugs and arachnids. Flying, crawling, doesn't matter. I"m terrified. Only ladybugs and butterflies don't make me freeze up. Stripper. I don't have the body for it. Hmmm...need to post pics for evaluation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLASSJAW Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 pretty much everything, unfortunately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 So, just THE minister then? Exactly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 Exterminator. I have such a phobia of bugs and arachnids. Flying, crawling, doesn't matter. I"m terrified. Only ladybugs and butterflies don't make me freeze up. Stripper. I don't have the body for it. How do you know what we like? Someone somewhere is probably having a thought that disagrees with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted April 19, 2014 Share Posted April 19, 2014 I think I've done a job that not many people would/could do. After university I used to operate a pathological incinerator that regularly accepted agar gels, radioactive waste, sharps, and most notably animal carcasses of every description. In addition to this I had to package up the human anatomical waste for transportation. It was gross, really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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