confessions

[Gross-Misconduct]

I once threw a raccoon that I infected with Rabies, Aids and Herpes into BananaMash's house.

seriously?

[CanuckFanForever1123]

My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is.

[Kryten]

seriously?

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

[Twilight Sparkle]

My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is.

if your friend thinks that winning is a problem, then by god, go tell that guy to do something better with his time

[Snake Doctor]

My confession.....

I used to rob people as an undercover cop.

[jdatb]

My friend texted me a few days ago while I was at a casino asking me what I was up to, and I lied and said I was at a museum, because my friend thinks I have a gambling problem. I made $200 that day. Don't really see what the "problem" is.

[FramingDragon]

I take great pleasure in sneering at the girls who bullied me for my lips as a kid when they make duck faces and pout now.

[avelanch]

i once pooped in a playground when i was 3.

[Jägermeister]

i once pooped in a playground when i was 3.

I once pooped in a playground when I was 20.

Edited August 22, 2014 by Jägermeister

[Gross-Misconduct]

i once pooped in a playground when i was 3.

why do people feel the need to make up stories?

[jdatb]

why do people feel the need to make up stories?

I know man. It's always so shocking when something you read on the internet turns out to be untrue.

[Gross-Misconduct]

I know man. It's always so shocking when something you read on the internet turns out to be untrue.

Why are people like that?

[avelanch]

my poop story is 100% legit.

[FramingDragon]

This girl in high school pooped her pants from a bad stomach flu in grade 8 but even to this day years after we graduated she's still referred to as the girl who crapped her pants in humanities class. Almost a decade yet burned into our collective memory as a graduate class

[Lil B From The Pack]

This girl in high school pooped her pants from a bad stomach flu in grade 8 but even to this day years after we graduated she's still referred to as the girl who crapped her pants in humanities class. Almost a decade yet burned into our collective memory as a graduate class

Normally I would laugh at that, but after what I've been through, I cannot laugh at that.

[FramingDragon]

Normally I would laugh at that, but after what I've been through, I cannot laugh at that.

Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well?

[Lil B From The Pack]

Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well?

Well I didn't crap my pants. But I had an awful colon condition.

[Mr. Ambien]

I like the way your posts kind of blend together to tell another story..

Don't leave me hanging. Did this happen to you as well?

.. said the turd..

Well I didn't crap my pants. But I had an awful colon condition.

.. and the lord's throne hath been desecrated.

[FramingDragon]

I like the way your posts kind of blend together to tell another story..

.. said the turd..

.. and the lord's throne hath been desecrated.

As promised, you're drunk tonight. Welcome to WN. Perfect initiation post

[Mr. Ambien]

As promised, you're drunk tonight. Welcome to WN. Perfect initiation post

I bet if I hadn't told you I'd be, you'd have never known.