riffraff Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 I dont need advice cos im f!cking perfect but thank you for a very entertaining thread. Link to comment
King Heffy Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 How much tread is left on the tires? Freshly rotated and topped up the brake fluid. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 3, 2014 Author Share Posted November 3, 2014 Freshly rotated and topped up the brake fluid. I could give you about $305 trade in on her. Link to comment
aGENT Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 Should I continue to the next episode of Gilmore Girls or go to sleep? As a man, Gilmore girls is such a conundrum IMO. On one side it's INCREDIBLY girly. You can practically feel the estrogen oozing through the TV. Blech On the flip side, the latter seasons....Dat hot mother daughter threesome fantasy... Link to comment
aGENT Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 OH, and BM, how do you feel about Monty waxing his giblets? Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 3, 2014 Share Posted November 3, 2014 how much do you normally chage for advice, and is the quality of the paid for advice far superior to the free version? also, do i have to pay to access all of the advice? Link to comment
Gyllenhaal Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 what's the best way to break the ice? Link to comment
Sir Lord Baltimore Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Free advice? Okay, since our youngest is finally gone to college my wife has been feeling empty nest syndrome a bit, what can I do to help? We've been talking about getting a dog for a few years now but never had, should I get one now? Link to comment
riffraff Posted November 4, 2014 Share Posted November 4, 2014 Free advice? Okay, since our youngest is finally gone to college my wife has been feeling empty nest syndrome a bit, what can I do to help? We've been talking about getting a dog for a few years now but never had, should I get one now?Adopt an old dog....give him/her some good last few years....already mellowed out maybe even trained....no breeder/puppy mill inbred money pit bullcrap.... Sorry bananamasg dont mean to steal your thunder. ...I just like dogs Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 What are some of the nicest sounding words in your opinion Mash? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 OH, and BM, how do you feel about Monty waxing his giblets? I think Monty is free to do whatever he pleases with his giblets. how much do you normally chage for advice, and is the quality of the paid for advice far superior to the free version? also, do i have to pay to access all of the advice? You can micropurchase slightly better advice that will give you a huge advantage over those using the regular advice. This is not mandatory, but it costs Mash Coins which start at $5 for 50. what's the best way to break the ice? By being really cripplingly obese. Free advice? Okay, since our youngest is finally gone to college my wife has been feeling empty nest syndrome a bit, what can I do to help? We've been talking about getting a dog for a few years now but never had, should I get one now? If you do look into dogs, I'd take the time to look into rescues and such obviously. Go around and meet the perspective pooches, and don't adopt until you find one you're sure of. It might take some time to find a proper fit, but it'll be well worth it in the end. My family still has my childhood dog who is now 15, but when I left for my first year of university in 2012 they adopted a small rescue dog. She's become a wonderful part of the family, kept my old-man dog much more active and healthy, and they do not regret it one bit. Just make sure you're really certain you want to commit to it, and that it's not an impulse move. What are some of the nicest sounding words in your opinion Mash? I really like the sound of the word "solidarity", I'm not sure why, but it's nice. It's just a fun word to say, it's like it almost bounces when you say it. Even though it's a negative word, I've always thought "anomie" sounds really pretty too. "Lilac" also sounds nice. I know you didn't ask, but "fragrance" is a terrible word. Link to comment
avelanch Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 is "moist" one of the dirtiest sounding words in the english language? Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 is "moist" one of the dirtiest sounding words in the english language? "Moist" and "damp" are both pretty horrible. Moist always sounds bad, but like... "I had a date with Sheila last night bro, she was damp!". Link to comment
Sir Lord Baltimore Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 Adopt an old dog....give him/her some good last few years....already mellowed out maybe even trained....no breeder/puppy mill inbred money pit bullcrap.... Sorry bananamasg dont mean to steal your thunder. ...I just like dogs If you do look into dogs, I'd take the time to look into rescues and such obviously. Go around and meet the perspective pooches, and don't adopt until you find one you're sure of. It might take some time to find a proper fit, but it'll be well worth it in the end. My family still has my childhood dog who is now 15, but when I left for my first year of university in 2012 they adopted a small rescue dog. She's become a wonderful part of the family, kept my old-man dog much more active and healthy, and they do not regret it one bit. Just make sure you're really certain you want to commit to it, and that it's not an impulse move. Ha ha! I didn't actually expect serious answers seeing some of the content in this thread but I do thank you both for the advice. I asked my wife and she does want a dog, a young one preferably, like 1-2 years old, we're still fairly young (age ain't nothing but a number, right?) and we're both very active. Link to comment
BananaMash Posted November 5, 2014 Author Share Posted November 5, 2014 Ha ha! I didn't actually expect serious answers seeing some of the content in this thread but I do thank you both for the advice. I asked my wife and she does want a dog, a young one preferably, like 1-2 years old, we're still fairly young (age ain't nothing but a number, right?) and we're both very active. I don't mess around with animals You should be able to find what you're looking for fairly easily. The dog my family adopted was two years old. There's definitely lots out there looking for homes. If that doesn't do it for you, you could also adopt a small child from a third world country like Angelina Jolie does. Link to comment
Sir Lord Baltimore Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I don't mess around with animals You should be able to find what you're looking for fairly easily. The dog my family adopted was two years old. There's definitely lots out there looking for homes. If that doesn't do it for you, you could also adopt a small child from a third world country like Angelina Jolie does. Ha ha! That's a good thing! Yeah, we'll go looking after we talk some more and decide if she wants to get a dog or not. Ha ha! Yeah, I don't know man, two daughters was hard enough, I don't think I could survive another child! Link to comment
Aladeen Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 It burns when I pee, I have painful pustules all over my nether regions and some things sprouting out of them that resemble mushrooms. I guess what my question is, do you think those mushrooms are psychedelic? Link to comment
FramingDragon Posted November 5, 2014 Share Posted November 5, 2014 I really like the sound of the word "solidarity", I'm not sure why, but it's nice. It's just a fun word to say, it's like it almost bounces when you say it. Even though it's a negative word, I've always thought "anomie" sounds really pretty too. "Lilac" also sounds nice. I know you didn't ask, but "fragrance" is a terrible word. There are so many nice words that start with s in my opinion Serenity Succubus Sepsis Silhouette Susurrus Some of my other favorites: Vespertine Eloquent Crisp Ethereal Crepuscular Dysthanasia Fluorescence Ephemeral Some of the ugliest words: Moist Lube Fungi Cunt Jiggle Link to comment
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