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I don't know about that. Why do you expect sex with a porn star to be drastically different than sex with an average girl? There is only so much a person can learn from experience, and there are hotter women out there than porn stars.

The same reason I expect Henrik Sedin to play better hockey than some random guy on a beer league team.

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Call me crazy, but if I was in the position of Michael del Zotto, I would target girls who hadn't taken the combined length of of the Great Wall. Does he really struggle to get laid? If he does, he's doing something seriously wrong.

I'm willing to bet he gets laid more than everyone in this thread combined.

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*wipes brow from sweat and Cheetos dust from scraggly hair on neck*

A- a porn star!? Disgusting. They are filth. If I wanted herpes I would go out and- and...

*takes a sip from 2L bottle of Mountain Dew*

...and stick my wang in a bottle of herpes! Ha ha ha. I would never date a porn star! They are the scum of the earth!

*opens up new tab and proceeds to watch porn*

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On a side note this is also a weird trend with Flyers. As a few years back they had all those pictures release with Richards, Carter, Briere, Giroux, Eager, Lupul, Upshall, etc. with that other porn star. Gina Lynn I think it's spelled. Then the stories released that Briere's marriage ended because he was working that porn star over when he wanted.

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Porn stars are disgusting. Why would anyone want to touch one of them unless you are getting paid?

Have you ever been with one? Especially in the regulated USofA, they're cleaner than most women, and they're experienced and know how to please a man. Why is that disgusting?

You're confusing them with celebrities, who aren't constantly tested for STD's, and tend to pass around HPV and herpes (see: Derek Jeter and his herpes tree).

A woman who is regularly tested as per her job is more likely to also require that of a partner, unless that partner is Hugh Hefner and will be her sugar daddy when she loses her job.

As far as the topic is concerned, I can't be arsed to care about Del Zotto's sex life. These ladies sound like jealous exes.

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I strongly doubt that the people bashing porn actors have ever had sex. Don't knock it till you try it!

As for Del Zotto, his focus should be scoring on the ice. Maybe the Flyers would have a better record and he would be able to get laid.

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*wipes brow from sweat and Cheetos dust from scraggly hair on neck*

A- a porn star!? Disgusting. They are filth. If I wanted herpes I would go out and- and...

*takes a sip from 2L bottle of Mountain Dew*

...and stick my wang in a bottle of herpes! Ha ha ha. I would never date a porn star! They are the scum of the earth!

*opens up new tab and proceeds to watch porn*

Gold.

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lulz...I'm guessing you've never met in person and talked with some of those types of girls/women and just assume things...sure what they do is diff but they do what they have to, and really, they have nothing to hide and are one of the most open, confident, and honest people you can meet. It's weird once you realize that and see they are better beings than most people.

/who are you/anyone to judge.

I am not judging their intelligence or all the abstract things that make humans people. When it comes to sex, I'd just rather not have my own genitals near the public restroom equivalent of genitals. The working and hygiene conditions alone are a turn off for someone with more sense than libido. That's not even bringing the moral implications that are inextricably tied with sex.

Who am I to judge, you say? We are all allowed to have preferences and opinions on who we decide to have sex with, and many prefer to appreciate pornstars from a safe distance.

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okay mr. white knight

I am not judging their intelligence or all the abstract things that make humans people. When it comes to sex, I'd just rather not have my own genitals near the public restroom equivalent of genitals. The working and hygiene conditions alone are a turn off for someone with more sense than libido. That's not even bringing the moral implications that are inextricably tied with sex.

Who am I to judge, you say? We are all allowed to have preferences and opinions on who we decide to have sex with, and many prefer to appreciate pornstars from a safe distance.

Just remember.. Hope Solo wasn't a porn star.

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Just remember.. Hope Solo wasn't a porn star.

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I wouldn't want to bang someone who's been passed around more than a puck, pornstars aren't the only ones that fall under that category obviously.

ugh Hope Solo

EDIT: My friends who are in varsity sports get STD tested once every few months or with the general rule of a test after every 4 partners.

I know a few guys that end up having to go a couple times a month. It's hardly something only pornstars do. And I'd avoid sleeping with these guys too personally.

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I wouldn't want to bang someone who's been passed around more than a puck, pornstars aren't the only ones that fall under that category obviously.

ugh Hope Solo

I hope the umpteenth mentioning of her and putting those images back in your head hasn't damaged our friendship.

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