Brendan Gaunce Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Okay so I'm writing a satire for english about Canuck fans. I was wondering if you guys have any dieas and examples of what Canuck fans are like. I'm just trying to pool my ideas together here. Examples.. Moral victories, Goalie conterversies, Higgin's abs, etc. Anything helps! Thanks in advance Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Remy Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Do your own homework. Sincerely, An English Teacher Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AV. Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Maybe a group of people with Napoleon/inferiority complex? We need to "win" every trade, when something bad goes wrong - blame the refs, Toronto, Bettman. This idea that we deserve the Cup more than everyone else. ?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mathew Barzal Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Building Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Do your own homework. Sincerely, An English Teacher Clearly this is just research or he would have been asking you to write it for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
5Fivehole0 Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Could compare us to riding the Oregon Trail. Bandwagoners fall off and climb on as we go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kran Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Could compare us to riding the Oregon Trail. Bandwagoners fall off and climb on as we go. Oregon Trail is the utmost apt comparison, especially the dysentery! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nuxfanabroad Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Ensure you stroke with a broad, incriminating brush. Also speak/write in absolutes. You might also distinguish fans as belonging to, or resulting from, two distinctly different periods..PT:Prior to Trevor; or, AL:After Linden. PT was truly a bleak existence. Best applying gallows humour, should you refer to this unforgiving era. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jägermeister Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 The word "bitter" often comes to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nucklehead Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Jaded Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offensive Threat Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 average lower bowl "fan": Got the tickets from work/friend/relative etc. Almost any way you can get tickets without actually paying for them. Show up at the end of the first. Spend the entire second texting your friends about how you are at the game and you have awesome seats and how awesome it is being there. leave before the start of the third. True story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rounoush Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... Aww man. That dude is SO hardcore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigbadcanucks Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... Here's a start...you can describe a segment of Canuck fans as pre-pubescent, pencil-neck, twig for arms, wannabe triad gangster (note the dog tag) asians with anger management issues waiting for their manhood to drop...also note the frogger tape these "sophisticated/knowledgable" (I only know about frogger tape because I was helping a friend of mine paint a few months ago and he used this tape for trimming) fans that make up this segment use to tape up their composite sticks. I'd be surprised if this segment of Canucks fans could raise a tennis ball off the ground. Not sure if this helps on the witty side, but hope that gets you started on your paper, OP. Good luck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Please. That's an oxymoron if I've ever heard of one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ambien Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... He's the hero Vancouver deserves but not the one it needs right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained?! Is this not why you are here!? This will never get old :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riffraff Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... UBC waiting list starts here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 This will never get old :D :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apricot Posted November 17, 2014 Share Posted November 17, 2014 Well, if you wanted to go down the dark road ... Twinsies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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