SabreFan1 Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Golden Retriever + obedience competition = hilarious video http://ftw.usatoday.com/2014/11/golden-retriever-hungry-dog-best-dog-very-good-boy A heroic golden retriever won some stupid dog event by going all punk rock and coming in last place. The other dogs in the video proved way better at running past a series of plates and dog bowls to cross the finish line and presumably win some stupid prize for their owners. The owners will be rewarded for totally breaking their dogs, and the dogs will likely be forced to wear some dumb ribbon and pose for flash photos even though dogs hate that. The golden retriever, who’s a very, very good boy — yes he is — obviously recognized that the best prizes of all were there in those dog bowls, so he chowed down. Note that he even got to play with a toy, briefly, before doubling back to eat more food. Eating food is always Dog Objective No. 1. His idiotic competitors probably got some sort of tasteless, free-range, fair-trade organic dog biscuits for their efforts; he got tons of sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keslerific Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 Pretty funny, that's nice that he won Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SabreFan1 Posted November 28, 2014 Author Share Posted November 28, 2014 Pretty funny, that's nice that he won He actually lost, but the point of the story was that even though he lost the competition, he still won over all of the other dogs because he got to eat the food and play with the toys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hidden Panda Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 The benny hill music completes it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookie Posted November 28, 2014 Share Posted November 28, 2014 good to see Sami Salo's keeping busy reffing dog competitions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightHawkSniper Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He actually lost, but the point of the story was that even though he lost the competition, he still won over all of the other dogs because he got to eat the food and play with the toys. Golden retriever was easily the smartest of them all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ambien Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Did someone say dogs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalky Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He actually lost, but the point of the story was that even though he lost the competition, he still won over all of the other dogs because he got to eat the food and play with the toys. He won the real prize, respect from CDC. That was awesome though, especially that half tube of dog food he swallowed in one bite. I think it was the tennis ball that broke him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chalky Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 Did someone say dogs? That's not a dog, it's a Falcon...DUH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baka Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I like dags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keslerific Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 He actually lost, but the point of the story was that even though he lost the competition, he still won over all of the other dogs because he got to eat the food and play with the toys. Oh, got confused when it said he won but came in last, thought it was a crowd voted thing or something. Either way, smart dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ambien Posted November 29, 2014 Share Posted November 29, 2014 I like dags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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