aeromotacanucks Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 here´s a funny story that happened with me not days or weeks ago... but hours ago. as a passengers. well, sort of... every single year I and many Brazilian Pilots have a wonderful routine of renew our medical certificate. just like Christmas we wish a lot of things and end knowing a single person will have the power to decide if you´re "OK" to fly or not. well. for 2 days, I had my annual routine of go there and renew my medical certificate, in portuguese known as CCF. HOWEVER unlike in USA/Canada where you get the medical certificate on a very simple and easy way with a civilian doctor and take less than 30 minutes to get a 1st Medical Certificate Class... no. I´m Brazil we do on the hard way... I´m Brazil we go for the Military way, on a Military Hospital on a Military Base with of course, Military Doctors. We do a lot of exams, blood, urine, dental arch, muscles, bones and a lot of exams that for a rookie looks like we gonna fly the Space Shuttle or the Soyuz spacecraft because there´s so many things to do and so many exams that even for experienced Pilots it´s kinda wierd... But once we get the CCF. We´re awesome! well, for the next year... arrived one day before (December 22=a.k.a "yesterday") in Porto Alegre/RS where I always get my medical certificate. Porto Alegre is a unique city, people there seems to behave like Texans but driving like Russians or Chineses and people there are very friendly. insult Porto Alegre (or the state) is a self-sentence to die fast and with a huge pain. but since I know how it works... also. forget Rio de Janeiro. if you wanna see hot girls in Brazil. go to Porto Alegre. damm. you gonna die because you gonna have an erection for so long you will not have blood in your brain anymore. Girls in Porto Alegre are hot hot hot!!! should be against the law have so many hot girls on the same space! 12/22 was ok. "pre-exam" stuff, arrive there, rest, eat normally and between 7PM and 7AM you have to fast and only drink water. ok no problem for an average person, but for a skinny person like me it´s a way challenge. but let´s go next day (december/23= a.k.a "today") went to the Airbase at 5AM, still fasting. did my exams untill 12PM and received the "OK to Flight" and got my CCF. exams done, happy, eated a lot to celebrate. time to go back home right? well. not precisely... Imagine that day where the wierd things happen. now Imagine you´re on that day. well, guess what? yes. "The day when AEROMOTACANUCKS had a very wierd day was today!" arrived at the airport at 1PM trying to return back home earlier (had my flight booked to 9PM) to 3PM. didn´t had sucess because the 3PM flight was full. minutes later realised WHY the flight was full... ok. Porto Alegre Airport isn´t a JFK. has only one runway and 2 passengers terminals. small for the growing Brazilian demand for more flights etc etc etc. but today the wierd became wierdest... timeline starting from 1PM: 1PM: Arrived at Porto Alegre Airport trying to get an earlier flight back to Curitiba by TAM Airlines, didn´t get because the 3PM flight was unbeliaveble full. sooner realised that all flights on other airlines (GOL, AZUL, AVIANCA) were full. so had to wait... 2PM: tried to eat something on McDonnallds, realised that McDonnallds were also full of people, waited 30 minutes to get a sandwich, ordered 2 because I didn´t want go there again... 2:30PM: realised I forgot to get something to drink, said "f$&$-Off" in english loud and a lot of people listened. decided not go back to McDonnalls to buy drinks, decided to buy then on some vending machine... 3PM: finished my sandwich and my drinks. walked around the airport (terminals 1 and 2) to pass the time, see the planes and girls. got my objective done, focused on the girls and decided "Before I die I will move to Porto Alegre and I will marry a girl from Porto Alegre because girls from Porto Alegre are super-duper-hot" -Said this thing to a very hot girl on the airport, she was a reporter/journalist, thought it was about to receive a slap in the face, got a kiss. found it awesome... -did it again with other girl. same result. girls in Rio Grande do Sul (where Porto Alegre is located) like man that enjoy the local woman and the state tradition and culture (Gaúcho)... 3:30PM: saw an American Airlines 767 take-off to Miami, the flight was already delayed 14 hours due to mechanical problems... -also the new coach of a very famous local soccer team called "Internacional". he was arriving on some airline flight. talked with the hot reporter/journalist who gave me a kiss just because I said "Before I die I will move to Porto Alegre and I will marry a girl from Porto Alegre because girls from Porto Alegre are super-duper-hot". the girl explained to me in details about the new coach. decided to see this new coach since my flight was 6 hours ahead... 3:45PM: the new coach of "Internacional" arrived didn´t see him actually because he was on a car, but the reporters/journalists saw and took zillions of photos and other stuff... 4PM: the reporters/journalists left the airport, the hot girl said "I wanna see you keep the promise to move to Porto Alegre. bye bye!" almost moved to Porto Alegre on the same hour but still have my things to bring... 4:20PM: the American Airlines 767 returned due to a hydraulic failure and declared emergency and did an emergency landing, the airport was closed for 40 minutes. -the journalists came back. including the hot girl... -explained to her why the 767 is a good plane and other questions she made to me. realised that again that the Boeing 767 is somehow a lucky plane when girls are near you... 5PM: the AA 767 was removed from the runway and the airport was operational again, journalists were gone, the girl asked/remembered again to me to "do was I promised in the future". -made a personal note to Santa Claus: "Dear Santa. Bring me more girls from Rio Grande do Sul" 5:30PM: back to the terminal 1. saw the angry passengers demanding solutions from American Airlines... -were happy because my flight was only 3 hours and 30 minutes ahead... 6PM: the airport was completely full and my IPhone were with low battery, were to busy looking hot girls and airplanes and forgot to charge the IPhone. tought It was a good Idea, found a place to charge my IPhone seconds later... 6:30PM: caos, passengers, delayed flights, the AA angry passengers still demanding solutions. unlike people in USA and Canada people from Rio Grande do Sul go for the gold and become REALLY agressive If they don´t have the solutions they wanted... 7PM: a small plane (Piper Seneca) crashed during the land procedure but managed to clear the runway. only a taxiway was closed and for just 20 minutes. flights were already delayed... 7:30PM: noticed that my flight was 2 hours ahead. decided to see more girls, planes and drink something. The airport was crowed. saw the line on the restaurants, decided to eat/drink something from the vending machine. realized I didn´t have change for the vending machine, went to McDonnallds to change 10 bucks in coins of 1 to make easier to me use the vending machine... 7:50PM: finally got the operation at McDonnallds, had 10 coins of 1 Real. decided not to return to the crowed McDonnallds again... 8PM: did my check-in at a self-service computer from TAM. had only 1 small bag with me. avoided a gigantic line that would take me 45 minutes. at least 8:30PM: boarded to get my flight back home. another line, decided to pass my time there looking a gorgeous unbeliaveble hot girl in front of me. she noticed... -I thought. "putz! I´m f$%&¨¨&*%. and her boyfriend was there. she smiled to me and sent me a kiss using her hands (damm. that was sexy!). her boyfriend didn´t see the girl doing this. ufa!" 9PM: the boarding card saind the plane would depart at 9:30. passengers were still boarding. flight took-off. 30 minutes later 10:50PM: due to weather and air traffic flight took 1 hours and 15 minutes insteadd the usual 1 hour. were happy and tired to finally arrived at home. that was a wierd day. for sure. BUT surelly a funny one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianLoonie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 *wants a Brazilian passport* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 brb goin to Porto Alegre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 brb goin to Porto Alegre even the girls from the "information desk" at the airport were awesome. I went there to say "Ok. how it can be possible see so many hot girls on the same city?" the girl asked me "Am I included on your list of good girls?" of couse yes. and tourists go to Rio de Janeiro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gross-Misconduct Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 thats a long post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apples Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheRussianRocket. Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 *wants a Brazilian passport* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Sestito Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 old overused gif is old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 You missed out, tbh. Aeromota.. good job. Always glad that you're sharing your story with us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Ambien Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 *wants a Brazillion passport* That's a lot of passports. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanadianLoonie Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 That's a lot of passports. I see what you did there...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nuckin_futz Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 How I picture Aeromotacanucks. Thanks for posting that great story. Have a Merry Christmas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horny Manatee Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Congratulations on looking at girls all day. Welcome to manhood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:D Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NucksPatsFan Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 For those who don't want to read the entire thing, this paragraph sums up the entire post. also. forget Rio de Janeiro. if you wanna see hot girls in Brazil. go to Porto Alegre. damm. you gonna die because you gonna have an erection for so long you will not have blood in your brain anymore. Girls in Porto Alegre are hot hot hot!!! should be against the law have so many hot girls on the same space! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KFBR392 Posted December 24, 2014 Share Posted December 24, 2014 Anyone else still waiting for the weird part? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted December 24, 2014 Author Share Posted December 24, 2014 How I picture Aeromotacanucks. Thanks for posting that great story. Have a Merry Christmas. I´m not like Quagmire actually, I´m very the oposite. I´m quiet and like to talk with girls because I like girls, but don´t deal with them as mere sexual objects. if happen happens if not ok... but in Rio Grande do Sul you simply can´t resist it´s like, you stay there and see a lot of girls without have to go anywhere, and girls there are very friendly. just show you enjoy the "Gaúcho" culture and you´re super... bah! and people go to Rio de Janeiro when the real deal is in Rio Grande do Sul. I love POA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Heffy Posted December 26, 2014 Share Posted December 26, 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aeromotacanucks Posted December 26, 2014 Author Share Posted December 26, 2014 why I gonna take pictures all the time when I can enjoy the moment? plus I think totally spupid take pictures of girls without their permission. AND I was tired after the medical exams... put hell yeah I love POA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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