Offensive Threat Posted December 30, 2014 Share Posted December 30, 2014 Who the hell poops more than once a day? Are you guys eating KFC or some other crap all the time or something? Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 is it assumed that if you 2 you also do 1? or do you have to post both? i don't think i've ever 2'd without a 1 accompanying it. 1 comes first, followed by 2, that's why they are numbered that way. Is is assumed Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Who the hell poops more than once a day? Are you guys eating KFC or some other crap all the time or something? Regular pooping should be once in the morning to clean your system. Not more. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Just did 1, 2 and 3 at the same time a little while ago. Multitasking! I am ssuming you barfed? Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 After a heavey night of drinking my friend once hopped in the shower and did #1, #2, and #3. Thank-God he did it in his own house. Blaaaa Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Mon-Thurs 2,1,1,1,2,1,1,1,2 On a good Friday 2,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1 Saturday varies because of whatever happens on Friday Sunday 2,1,2,1,1,1,1 Yes you pee quite a bit when you drink on fridays Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Hey..pull my finger! It may be time for a shower and a change of underwear. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 I don't pee or poo Some people must have tubes inserted. Don't feel bad. You can get a handy-cap sticker for your car, it's a nice bonus. Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 30, 2014 Author Share Posted December 30, 2014 Can we have a #3 for um, waxing my candle, if you know what I mean.... Keep all the candle waxing for the Ask Avelanch anything thread please. Futhermore #3 will be refered to as barfing in this thread. Link to comment
Tangelos Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 I come to this thread when I poo Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Some people must have tubes inserted. Don't feel bad. You can get a handy-cap sticker for your car, it's a nice bonus. apples is most likely asian. pretty sure he'd just park in a handicap spot regardless Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 I come to this thread when I poo Well done Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted December 31, 2014 Author Share Posted December 31, 2014 apples is most likely asian. pretty sure he'd just park in a handicap spot regardless Good to know.... Link to comment
Tangelos Posted December 31, 2014 Share Posted December 31, 2014 Hey boys (since girls don't poo) taking my daily deuce as I'm writing this. Had some msg infested Chinese food with brownies for lunch. I'm a little worried I won't make it out of this in one piece. Hopefully the aloe verra juice allows for a flowing exit without road blocks. Wish me luck! Link to comment
Snake Doctor Posted January 6, 2015 Author Share Posted January 6, 2015 One more week and I will compile your health statistics. Link to comment
Steen Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I've been keeping track so far this year and I'm at 10 #2s. Link to comment
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