lacrotix Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Hello everyone, I recently discovered the wonders of cocoa butter. The stuff is amazing; it moisturizes well, lasts long, and seems to ease stretch marks. On the other hand, I heard the food form of cocoa butter is very fatty. I also previously read that the body absorbs all properties of lotions. I am concerned about becoming more obese from using the lotion forms. Has anybody here gained weight from using cocoa butter? Thanks to everybody for their thoughts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mimerez Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patrick Kane Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 you can only get fat by eating in a caloric surplus, and you are not consuming the lotion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BananaMash Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 you can only get fat by eating in a caloric surplus, and you are not consuming the lotion. OP didn't say that (s)he isn't consuming the lotion tho, you never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lil B From The Pack Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 i'm in love with the coco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
asian player Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 i'm in love with the coco you win the internet. take my soul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lockout Casualty Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I know it's February, but this one's gonna be tough to beat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nux4lyfe Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 i'm in love with the coco Did you get it on the 'low low' ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimLahey Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Don't mix it with sunblock, calorie count goes through the roof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etsen3 Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I'm gonna start rubbing steaks on my skin so I get huge and jackeed and shredded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grapefruits Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 i'm in love with the coco Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-AJ- Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 This sounds like the start of a cheesy infomercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lancaster Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 So by using that logic, if you don't put anything on your skin, you're starving it... thus you should be losing weight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookie Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I know it's February, but this one's gonna be tough to beat. on the main page for me, it gets shortened to "Weight Gain From Cocoa Butt..." winner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadendpath Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 This thread can't be real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tortorella's Rant Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 I know it's February, but this one's gonna be tough to beat. I think I could challenge it but I don't wanna get suspended or banned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DontTouchMeGuys Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Haven't laughed this much in a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lacrotix Posted February 17, 2015 Author Share Posted February 17, 2015 Thank you. Thank you. I'll take my medal as soon as it's available. In any case, I am still curious where the "fatty content" from the cocoa butter lotion goes after I swab it on my skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2SKATES1STICK Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 NOT REAL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offensive Threat Posted February 17, 2015 Share Posted February 17, 2015 Thank you. Thank you. I'll take my medal as soon as it's available. In any case, I am still curious where the "fatty content" from the cocoa butter lotion goes after I swab it on my skin. Well if you dont swab it on your skin you get the hose. So theres that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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