Zfetch Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 Your goal is to get the cookie. Unfortunately, the person before you has protected the cookie the best that they could. Find a way to steal it, and then keep it for yourself. Anyways, it should go something like this… Zfetch: I put the cookie in a safe, with a 10-number code. Randomposter112: I crack the code and steal the cookie. I eat the cookie. Cancucksfan999: I dissect your stomach, and steal the cookie. I throw the cookie in a ditch.Zfetch: The ditch is only 1 inch deep, and I simply pick up the cookie. I put the cookie in my pocket. Etc. Also, you are not allowed to create, purchase, or somehow receive a new cookie unless the previous cookie is impossible to get. I will start. I hid the cookie under the ice in Rogers Arena. Link to comment
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I take the cookie from rogers arena, cut it into 8 equal pieces and distrubute it among the people from CDC. Now each poster has 1/8th of a cookie to take and pass onto to the next poster. Link to comment
Zfetch Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 I take the cookie from rogers arena, cut it into 8 equal pieces and distrubute it among the people from CDC. Now each poster has 1/8th of a cookie to take and pass onto to the next poster. I find the address of every CDC member, and rob them if they have part of the cookie. I then superglue the cookie back together and put it on skytrain tracks. Link to comment
Rick Grimes Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I take that cookie, shine it up reaaaal nice.... TURN THAT SUMBITCH SIDEWAYS AND STICK IT STRAIGHT UP, EMMA WATSON'S CANDY ASS Link to comment
Mathew Barzal Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 lol berny. so bad Link to comment
Zfetch Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 Some of you are no fun I tell Emma she's got her shoelaces undone, and then I take it out of her back passage. I hide the cookie in Osama Bin Laden's compound in Abbottabad. Link to comment
Dr.Strangelove Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I send in Devgru to retreive the cookie. I take the cookie grind it up and snort it Link to comment
Rick Grimes Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I send in Devgru to retreive the cookie. I take the cookie grind it up and snort it I kill Dr. Strangelove and bake a new cookie out of the old cookie/his body. (That was really the only way I could think of to bring the cookie back, RIP Strangelove) Link to comment
Rick Grimes Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 The Cookie is Now a Terminus Burger. Link to comment
Zfetch Posted February 21, 2015 Author Share Posted February 21, 2015 With all hope lost, it starts raining Cookies, I catch one, and I put it in a pineapple under the sea. Link to comment
Horvat Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 The Cookie is Now a Terminus Burger. rick grimes drained dr.strainglove's blood and defused the cookie particals from the cells, he then added a synthetic binding agent creating a cookie, he then send the cookie to the mars colonies with SpaceX Link to comment
Horvat Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 i then become a spaceX colonial cosmonaut and retrieve the cookie on mar's and eject it into mar's orbit Link to comment
Rick Grimes Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 i then become a spaceX colonial cosmonaut and retrieve the cookie on mar's and eject it into mar's orbit I rewind time to when I didn't read this post and place the cookie on a golden plate in the middle of a volcano that is covered in radiation, thunderstorms, and giant firesnakes that instantaneously vaporize anything they look at. Link to comment
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I rewind time to when I didn't read this post and place the cookie on a golden plate in the middle of a volcano that is covered in radiation, thunderstorms, and giant firesnakes that instantaneously vaporize anything they look at. After that I forward time and use a ght to make sure no one can ever go back in time again. The cookie is split into tiny dust like particles with spread all over the world. Some are in the atmosphere, some in oceans some in space. The cookie is non-existant as we know it and now everyone mourns the loss with a funeral for the poor cookie. In attendance is all of the cookies family but no one can replace our dear cookie. His cookie wife asks her god if there is any way of bringing all his pieces back together and reviving him. The god rejects the request citing how the cookie had cheated on her yearly on his trips to cookie Vegas. He names the female cookies who he cheated with among them: Oreo, Fortune, Chocolate Chip, White Chocolate... the wife interrupts the god before he can finish and yells "let this filthy cookie stay separated for eternity. I change my request and ask that this cookie have all of pieces permanently separated and not even the mighty Zfetch can put them back together, and end his silly game so no other cookie can play it." "As you say my lady, and because of the magnitude of his sins, the pieces will never come together and that the cookie game is permanently ceased for all of eternity no power even Zfetch nor myself, nor any other higher power can reverse this. " Link to comment
Horvat Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 30 years past,but one day a small boy named horvat dreamt on inventing a cookie magnet that that harnessed the powers of the suns energy. Horvat had it approved by spaceX and was sent into orbit of venus to collect solar energy it then tractored all cookie particleds into a web that floated in orbit arouncd the satellite tractor beam magnet, in the year 2045. all of the cookie dust within the oort cloud stuck to the tractor beam, all lost and ancient cookie from 3.2 billion years ago creates a mega cookie that then retract back to earth with horvats quantum propulsion method Link to comment
Time Lord Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I go back to the time and place where the cookie was made, and steal it. I then get in my TARDIS, and go to a remote planet 100 years into the future when all of you are dead. The cookie stays with me. Can't beat a Time Lord. Link to comment
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 I go back to the time and place where the cookie was made, and steal it. I then get in my TARDIS, and go to a remote planet 100 years into the future when all of you are dead. The cookie stays with me. Can't beat a Time Lord. You can't go back in time guys, read the beginning of my post. Link to comment
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted February 21, 2015 Share Posted February 21, 2015 30 years past,but one day a small boy named horvat dreamt on inventing a cookie magnet that that harnessed the powers of the suns energy. Horvat had it approved by spaceX and was sent into orbit of venus to collect solar energy it then tractored all cookie particleds into a web that floated in orbit arouncd the satellite tractor beam magnet, in the year 2045. all of the cookie dust within the oort cloud stuck to the tractor beam, all lost and ancient cookie from 3.2 billion years ago creates a mega cookie that then retract back to earth with horvats quantum propulsion method Can't do that cause god prevents Zfetch and any other power from putting it back together and he has ended the game. Read my post. Link to comment
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