Bob.Loblaw Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nhl-puck-daddy/andrew-hammond--a-k-a--the-hamburgler--gets-free-mcdonald-s-for-life-134720460.html Goalie Andrew Hammond of the Ottawa Senators has had a Whopper of a season, backstopping the Five Guys in front of him with a 10-0-1 record in 12 starts, surprising the playoff bubble like a Jack In The Box while opponents Shake (Shack) their heads in disbelief. His nickname is the Hamburglar, so naturally a Senators fan tossed a burger on the ice after a recent home victory, no doubt leading to a slightly more delicious tradition than rubber rats. But when Hammond picked up the burger, he didn’t take a bite, saying it was too cold. Never wanting the beloved Ottawa goalie to be burgerless again, an Ottawa McDonald’s chain is giving Hammond something that, in our estimation, is better than the Vezina and the Hart combined: Free. Fast. Food. For. Life. Grab your antacid, and read this from the Ottawa Sun: Thanks to John Bergeron, the Senators goalie will be delivered a card that will give him free McDonald's food for life. Bergeron is the father of Chris Bergeron, who coached Hammond for three seasons at Bowling Green. He also owns six McDonald's locations in the Ottawa Valley and is a big Senators supporter. Bergeron was so moved by the rise of The Hamburglar and appreciative of the promotion provided by the Senators goalie he called the VP of marketing at the head office in Toronto, suggesting a hamburger giveaway at Canadian Tire Centre. Toronto wanted to go one further and give Hammond the lifetime card. Now, before an Ottawa fan throws a copy of “Super Size Me” on the ice to warn Hammond of daily fast food consumption, the goalie appears to have a level head about what would otherwise be the single greatest moment of any 27-year-olds life. "I don't know, I'm thinking they have that new light menu, with all the salad and stuff," he told the Ottawa Sun. "I guess at the end of the day at least I know I'll never end up starving. If hockey doesn't work out, I have a meal plan." Prepare for the influx of the homeless coming to any open goalie tryouts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odd. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 F--- McD's, F--- the Hamburglar, F--- the Senators, F--- all you guys! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronalds.Kenins41 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 He should give the card to a homeless man. That would be really something. Imagine how happy he would be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
avelanch Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 where's the McNuggets option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuts Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Damn, poor guy. No good deed goes unpunished nowadays. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baer. Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Kinda funny cause he's not even allowed to eat McDonalds. I mean he's a pro athlete, cmon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob.Loblaw Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 where's the McNuggets option? crap i even told myself not to forget the nuggets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soshified Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Kinda funny cause he's not even allowed to eat McDonalds. I mean he's a pro athlete, cmon. Gotta have a cheat day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob.Loblaw Posted March 17, 2015 Author Share Posted March 17, 2015 F--- McD's, F--- the Hamburglar, F--- the Senators, F--- all you guys! My inspiration: Kubrick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Seems like a nice guy....no reason to do that to him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejazz97 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I'm still a minor... dat Happy Meal doe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 What a pathetic gesture. That 'gift' has negative value to anyone who isn't starving. Offer junk food to a wealthy athlete. Heartwarming. Feed some people who need it in honour of the guy and you might be getting somewhere with the P.R. stunt, but as it is, the optics are just stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdubuya Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 would be funnier if they didnt emphasize every pun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theminister Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 What would Yakupov do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUPERTKBD Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 What would Yakupov do? Yak's holding out for free food for life at IHOP.... (Ivan's House of Perogies) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer4now Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 What would Yakupov do? Move to Russia.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldnews Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Trade it to the Leafs. They've got a couple guys that would probably make big use of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drummer4now Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 What a pathetic gesture. That 'gift' has negative value to anyone who isn't starving. Offer junk food to a wealthy athlete. Heartwarming. Feed some people who need it in honour of the guy and you might be getting somewhere with the P.R. stunt, but as it is, the optics are just stupid. I agree... Shows how messed up our society is where we overvalue athletes and famous people.. It's not like he can't afford mcdonalds with the money he is making.. I hope he gives it to some charity to feed many homeless people instead of just one person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hatedkid666 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Now he can quit pro hockey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindizzy123 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Phil Kessel and Hammond are now best buds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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