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13 Patented Captain Kirk Moves To Help You Win Any Fight


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haha, just saw this today :lol:

13 Patented Captain Kirk Moves To Help You Win Any Fight

Starfleet accepts only the most athletic and graceful cadets. And then there’s Kirk.

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1. The “Spontaneous Crowd Surfer”
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2. The “I Think We’re Alone Now”
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3. The “Beam Me To Aspen”
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4. The “Stop, Drop, And Team Kill”
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5. The “Kicks Like A Mule”
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6. The “No Grandma I’m Too Old For Kisses”
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7. The “Cosmo Sex Tip #57”
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8. The “Beginner’s Parkour”
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9. The “Don’t Bring Guns To A Kick Fight”
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10. The “I Got My Massage Therapy Degree Online”
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11. The “Jack And Jill”
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12. The “Does This Smell Like Chloroform”
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13. And of course, the “Pillow Fight”
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The “I Think We’re Alone Now” would work for me since im like 140 pounds soaking wet, so i can use that body weight to DDT someone should they try to tackle me, using their momentum against them, or just outright try to kiss them cause i'd to anything to get out of getting my ass whipped-- and i dont mean doing anything like, never rmind. it's strategy

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