Mr.DirtyDangles Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 TS I will send you a Texas Mickey If you can guarantee a win tomorrow night >) Link to comment
Mr.DirtyDangles Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Who is TS? Shame ! Shame on you ! Link to comment
babych Posted April 22, 2015 Author Share Posted April 22, 2015 Who is TS? He is the Alpha and the Omega. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Sacrifice a goat or something would you! FOR LORD SMOOZE TS I will send you a Texas Mickey If you can guarantee a win tomorrow night >) if we all praise smooze and and immerse ourselves in his fabulous goo, victory shall be ours! Link to comment
Gross-Misconduct Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 3-1. We are down 3-1. YW Link to comment
babych Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 Ok, biatches... Imma gonna start this again. TS - you better bring something special. OH TS, we are in dire need. TS, the wonders that you bring us are indeed bountiful. Multiple wins, new and exciting rookies, and a playoff berth. For these things, and many more, we give thanks. But, oh mighty TS, we ask one more thing. Grant our Canucks: the speed to wear down their rivals, the strength to smite their foes, the deftness to thwart Hiller, the will to resist early yet very accessible tee times, For all of this and more, we beg of you. Praise TS, AMEN. tldr; pray for a 4-1 Canucks win in game 5. Link to comment
babych Posted April 23, 2015 Author Share Posted April 23, 2015 Burn TS if the Canuck lose Burn him in effigy you mean Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Burn TS if the Canuck lose If you need any ideas, I'm not saying you should, but: Step 1: Find TS Step 2: Take TS hostage Step 3: Find a boat Step 4: Find a lake Step 5: Find alcohol Step 6: Find matches Step 7: Bring alcohol, lake, and TS to the boat Step 8: Put TS in boat Step 9: Drench TS with alcohol. If there's any leftover, give him the bottle. Step 10: Use match wisely. Step 11: Push boat into lake for dramatic effect. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 the ritual is complete Praise Smooze! Link to comment
MikeyBoy44 Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 Im going upstairs to sacrifice my kids twilight doll next game. Good idea TS! Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 someone didn't Praise Smooze i'm gettin drunk tonight. big time. before i get burned to death. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 shizzy must burn too for ruining the ritual. I'M NOT GOING ALONE Link to comment
shiznak Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 We can die in each other arms. <3333 Link to comment
Apples Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 We can die in each other arms. <3333 NO! Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 We can die in each other arms. <3333 Link to comment
Baer. Posted April 26, 2015 Share Posted April 26, 2015 so, i apparently cursed the team I DONT THINK THE LIQUOR'S WORKIN FOR ME ANYMORE, BANDINGO maybe i'm not the liquor... Why don't you try one of these liquorcicles, Mr Lahey, and tell me you're not the liquor! Link to comment
Qwags Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 Maybe the ritual is for long-term success? Also, PRAISE SMOOZE!!!!!! Link to comment
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