thejazz97 Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 Why are you up at 5am? I'm telling your mother. I'm an early riser and I live in Saskatchewan... it's 6 am here. Link to comment
Toews Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 it works. sometimes i'll tootie o30 when i'm laughing and i'll play it off like i shuffled and drag my toes on the ground, and my shoes will make the suspect "farting noise" but some people will know that you farted and will judge you, but if you play it off, they'll sense you're embarrassed and wont judge you as much >__> but there's nothing more embarrassing than when you burp while you're laughing, cause then everyone saw you, and all you can do is just stand there, blushing, while everyone laughs at you, then you're like "AT LEAST I DIDN'T PISS MY PANTS, YOU JERKS" Anyone who judges you because you farted is an extremely uptight person. It says more about them than you. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 why are some pieces of cinnamon toast crunch really long relative to the other pieces? Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 I don't know if he will... it's like a Bruce Banner/Hulk situation, and Lil B just won't let go... Bork would've never left if he didn't kill Michael Cole. Link to comment
Baer. Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 why can't jet fuel melt steel beams? Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 2, 2015 Author Share Posted May 2, 2015 why can't jet fuel melt steel beams? Because illuminati! Oo-oo! Link to comment
Argon Posted May 2, 2015 Share Posted May 2, 2015 Probably the one that's a lot of fun, gets you wet, and gives you a good workout at the same time... Boy do I love swimming! ..so much for jazz hands Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 3, 2015 Author Share Posted May 3, 2015 ..so much for jazz hands It's a close second... Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 is it even safe? Only if you're jumping into a pit of room-temperature water filled with rubber duckies and baby pigs. Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 5, 2015 Author Share Posted May 5, 2015 Have you ever boned? Saving it till marriage. Not just for "religious" reasons. Link to comment
The Magician Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 On a scale of 1 to Roughrider, how nice are the beaches in Saskatchewan? Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 On a scale of 1 to Roughrider, how nice are the beaches in Saskatchewan? Link to comment
Qwags Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 How or why did you become a Canucks fan? Link to comment
Dr.Strangelove Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Coolest place you've ever traveled to ? Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted May 7, 2015 Author Share Posted May 7, 2015 Coolest place you've ever traveled to ? Definitely has to be Paris. My mom and I went for a day or so on a weekend in February 2011, I think? Twas very cool indeed; I've got some interesting memories of being told not to climb the Eiffel Tower as well as trying to cross the insanely busy roundabout to get to the Arc de Triomphe. 10/10, would go again. How or why did you become a Canucks fan? I was born in New West and lived in Coquitlam/Poco until 2006... I was always a Canucks fan - I loved Naslund, Morrison, Cloutier, and Arvedson, but they were always No. 2, behind the Leafs, Blackhawks, whatever my "team of the week" was. But when Luongo came to the Canucks, I instantly became a huge fan, and I've been one ever since. Link to comment
brilac Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 Definitely has to be Paris. My mom and I went for a day or so on a weekend in February 2011, I think? Twas very cool indeed; I've got some interesting memories of being told not to climb the Eiffel Tower as well as trying to cross the insanely busy roundabout to get to the Arc de Triomphe. 10/10, would go again. Cool cool. I went to Paris back in 2005, and walked up the Eiffel Towel. Kids were running down while I was walking up, hanging on, looking over the edge. Walking around Paris, eating at the bakeries 3 times a day, drinking wine. Going to Mass on Easter. People coming up to me and asking for directions, some of them with their dictionaries asking for directions. I didn't know where I was going half the time, but I get asked for directions all the time no matter where I am. Link to comment
King Heffy Posted May 7, 2015 Share Posted May 7, 2015 People coming up to me and asking for directions, some of them with their dictionaries asking for directions. I didn't know where I was going half the time, but I get asked for directions all the time no matter where I am. Are you sure they weren't just trying to hit on you? Link to comment
brilac Posted May 8, 2015 Share Posted May 8, 2015 Are you sure they weren't just trying to hit on you? Paris was different, yeah I got hit on many times, and got so annoyed with it, and spoke back in English. Then the opposite effect that I anticipated would happen. Some would so excited, and say - AMERICAN! I speak English too! Once I got so annoyed, that I said - I don't have time for this, and walked away. But other than that, people just come up to me all the time and ask me for directions. I must look like where I am going all the time, and half the time I really don't, and I take the most off way path to get to places. Link to comment
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