Dral Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Welcome to Dr Dral's Drunken ANSWER ME ANYTHING Warning - may contain my favorite things in life : Your questions are stupid. So I'm asking the questions now. Your responses will be evaluated and judged, grades given, and winners proclaimed; glory bestowed upon the best answers - I'll be handing out +1's like a pedo bear on Halloween... There will be no right answers and probably many bad answers; bad answers will, at best, be ignored and at worst, ridiculed until you develop an eating disorder. Answer me at your own discretion.... you have been warned! ======================================================================== Part I ======================================================================== We will be starting out our series with 3 questions... Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Link to comment
Dr.Strangelove Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? M1 Abrams , Batman , Beer for my horses Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? Knocked over a port a potty with someone in it or the time I went through my buddies porn mags and taped Morgan Freeman's face over her bits. not sure which was worse Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Link to comment
thejazz97 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Q2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frqYK1EZ3O0 Q3) Said this one girl hated me behind their back about 10 feet away from them at a voice I know they could hear me at when I know they probably didn't to someone that I probably shouldn't have. Q1) Link to comment
Baer. Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 ======================================================================== Part I ======================================================================== We will be starting out our series with 3 questions... Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they?the first weapon would probably be a Chinese war sword. Long reach, with a big enough blade to decapatate. You can get them with long handles. Dip the blade in oil and set it on fire to stab the flames right into the torso! (HM Dubstep gun from Saints Row 4) I'd bring Les Stroud, the survivorman. Survivor skills are essential in a zombie apocalypse. The song that would be continuously playing would be some sort of Excision Shambhala mix. Probably the 2012 one. It would have to be a setlist if anything. With the bass really high. Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone?I stole a drunk persons iPhone and they didn't notice. Sold it the next day for $130 Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Chameleons. Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? My mixtape, my mixtape, & my mixtape. zombies hate fire Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? I broke intentionally a piece of art someone gifted to me. They said they spent ~$750 - $1,000 to make it. Link to comment
KFBR392 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I stole a drunk persons iPhone and they didn't notice. Sold it the next day for $130 Whoa dude. That's not very nice. Maybe you should leave. Link to comment
Höglander87 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'll ask the damn questions...how has alcohol affected your relationship with your daughter? Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'll ask the damn questions...how has alcohol affected your relationship with your daughter? She still loves me even with her smooth philtrum. Link to comment
Beluga Whale Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q2 - A hockey stick, Jack Bauer and the Curb your Enthusiasm theme song. Q3 - Convinced an outcast kid in the middle of class to stand on his desk and fist pump. I was a dick. Q1- Link to comment
Dral Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 I'll ask the damn questions...how has alcohol affected your relationship with your daughter? all jokes aside, you and I have a pretty good relationship I think.... except for that one pregnancy scare Link to comment
Chris Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 What's your real first name? Pizza or Burgers? Do you hate me or is it just Mafia hate? Why don't you give yourself an avatar? Beer or Whiskey? Hardest drug you've tried and the most screwed up experience you've had with drugs/alcohol, because those are usually amusing. Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? my weapon of choice would be a kusarigama (sickle and chain). the weighted chain draws zombie, sickle kills it. my side kick is another zobie. if watching the walking dead has taught me, if i chain my zombie to walk with it, i'll be left alone. the zombies will think i'm one of them. TV never lies, while one of these days from pink floyd is playing Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? in grade 10, i played FFXI and played, pretending to be a girl. i did a damn good job at it. back in 2005, they don't have what we do now to really call people out for doing that still. needless to say, i became real close friends with this couple that played. they angered me one day when they did something without me. as fate would have it, the girlfriend had an ex who played and kinda stalked her, so i befriended him to eff them over. i told him that she's seeing the guy, and he's living at her place, so he decides to go over to their place to try axe down their door to beat up the boyfriend Link to comment
Dral Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 What's your real first name? Pizza or Burgers? Do you hate me or is it just Mafia hate? Why don't you give yourself an avatar? Beer or Whiskey? Hardest drug you've tried and the most screwed up experience you've had with drugs/alcohol, because those are usually amusing. Try actually reading the OP... Link to comment
Chris Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Try actually reading the OP... No. Link to comment
Chris Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 It's an AMA, I ask what I want BUTMON AWAY! Link to comment
Dral Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? M1 Abrams , Batman , Beer for my horses Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? Knocked over a port a potty with someone in it or the time I went through my buddies porn mags and taped Morgan Freeman's face over her bits. not sure which was worse Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Firstly, is that a branch between his legs or is he just happy to see me? Also, you are a horrible, evil man. As for Q2, Batman is the correct answer! Although it was a bit of a trick question because, lets be honest here, you would be Batman's side kick, not the other way around. I'm not entirely sure how well a tank rolling around a shopping mall would work, but I do know I definitely want to see that happen. As for your song choice, it's barely acceptable - Country music is horrible and should only be used in disregarding the Geneva Convention... however I can sort of see myself listening to that song while rolling around in an M1 Abrams. Q2) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frqYK1EZ3O0 Q3) Said this one girl hated me behind their back about 10 feet away from them at a voice I know they could hear me at when I know they probably didn't to someone that I probably shouldn't have. Q1) I have no idea what that weapon is or how it works but I want one. Christmas list updated. Hulk is a pretty decent side kick too, can't find any fault with that... bonus points for your song choice - anything video game/cartoon related from the 80's/90's is definitely a correct answer, however I'm going to have to dock you a few points for not picking the most epic X-man song ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7IzSGvXc_PM Just imagine this on a 24 hr loop - I could kill zombies all day to that shiz! Seriously, that's the meanest thing you've ever done? I am disappointed in you. You need to go out and be a real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXRBELZpKak for one day. And don't worry, you can blame it on me. God will understand. That is definitely a sexy beast, gotta love pouches where you can put all your 'stuff' ======================================================================== Part I ======================================================================== We will be starting out our series with 3 questions... Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they?the first weapon would probably be a Chinese war sword. Long reach, with a big enough blade to decapatate. You can get them with long handles. Dip the blade in oil and set it on fire to stab the flames right into the torso! (HM Dubstep gun from Saints Row 4) I'd bring Les Stroud, the survivorman. Survivor skills are essential in a zombie apocalypse. The song that would be continuously playing would be some sort of Excision Shambhala mix. Probably the 2012 one. It would have to be a setlist if anything. With the bass really high. Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone?I stole a drunk persons iPhone and they didn't notice. Sold it the next day for $130 Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Looks like that Gorilla is playing hard to get... I like a challenge.... Also, I'm incredibly disappointed in you for Q3 - you could have gotten more then $130 and I definitely would have given you bonus points if you had sold it back to the person you stole it from in the first place. As for your zombie apocalypse answers, I guess you're the closest to getting the correct answer for choice of weapon, so I'll give that one to you - the correct answer is Your choice of side kick is pretty interesting, I wonder how that would work out... hopefully they do a survivor man episode on that some time - that would be great. As for your song choice, you get marks deducted for being indecisive (you would have had negative marks if you had left out the part about the bass) Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Chameleons. Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? My mixtape, my mixtape, & my mixtape. zombies hate fire Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? I broke intentionally a piece of art someone gifted to me. They said they spent ~$750 - $1,000 to make it. Look - you can't just post a pic of a rock and tree and say there's a sexy camouflaged animal here, but you can't see it so use your imagination. You also get 0 points for Q2 (I'd be willing to change that, but I'd have to listen to your mix tape first - send me a copy). I'm torn on Q3)... on the one hand, it was a gift so you can do anything you want with it... on the other hand I'm guessing it was an ex or someone who wishes they were an ex (if it's the later, then well done!). Did you tell them you intentionally broke it or that it was an accident? Q2 - A hockey stick, Jack Bauer and the Curb your Enthusiasm theme song. Q3 - Convinced an outcast kid in the middle of class to stand on his desk and fist pump. I was a dick. Q1- Not even a Bauer hockey stick could save you from being one of the first to die during a zombie Apocalypse. And you would deserve it. Although, I'm not gonna lie, that Curb theme song would be pretty epic to kill undead too. Was the kid already an out cast or was it this event that forever tarnished his social life? If yes, then you might win this one, if no then I don't know why you even bothered telling us. Lame. I asked for pics and I've seen your sig enough already, so you fail this question. Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? my weapon of choice would be a kusarigama (sickle and chain). the weighted chain draws zombie, sickle kills it. my side kick is another zobie. if watching the walking dead has taught me, if i chain my zombie to walk with it, i'll be left alone. the zombies will think i'm one of them. TV never lies, while one of these days from pink floyd is playing Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? in grade 10, i played FFXI and played, pretending to be a girl. i did a damn good job at it. back in 2005, they don't have what we do now to really call people out for doing that still. needless to say, i became real close friends with this couple that played. they angered me one day when they did something without me. as fate would have it, the girlfriend had an ex who played and kinda stalked her, so i befriended him to eff them over. i told him that she's seeing the guy, and he's living at her place, so he decides to go over to their place to try axe down their door to beat up the boyfriend That critter looks like a bloody tease. Cute, but not sexy... he's gotta slut it up a bit more imo. Q2 had some good potential, you can't ever go wrong listening to pink floyd during any kind of apocalypse really, not just the zombie kind. And yeah, as stupid as having a zombie for a side kick is, TV does not lie, so as much as I want to dock you marks, I can't. I feel like with your choice of weapon however, you'd just end up hurting and maybe even killing yourself. That's a pretty epic story if the ex actually did that, pretty boring if he didn't. You should check out the movie Tallhotblond, it'd be right up your alley. =========================== Honestly disappointed there were only 5 and a half submissions, although it is CDC so I didn't expect much. I'm currently working on a giant screw driver this not this so if there are no more submissions, winners might be announced some time between a random smoke break and a random bathroom break. Who knows. Link to comment
Master 112 Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I'm honestly disappointed in the feedback right now and am going to put it out there that I think there's some kind of monetary incentive in play for Dral to be judging against me here. pretending not to see my sexy chameleon. Link to comment
Fox Mulder Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Q2) You are trapped in a mall full of zombies. You get 1 weapon, 1 side kick to fight by your side and 1 theme song to play continuously over the loud speaker.... what are they? Q3) What is the meanest thing you have ever done to someone? Q1) What is the sexiest animal on earth? (pics or didn't happen) Q2) Weapon: Sidekick: Song: Bodies by Drowing Pool Q3) When I was in high school I walked into A&B sound on my lunch break, ordered PPV porn on their big screen display tv, cranked up the volume and walked away. It stayed on for a solid minute before a manager came running over and turned it off. Q1) Slippery when wet Link to comment
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