thejazz97 Posted August 12, 2015 Share Posted August 12, 2015 Hi all. With Thanksgiving coming up within the next few months here, I'd like to take the time to appreciate pie. Not 3.14, which in a very cool way translates backwards in to 4.13, or PIE, if you like making words with old calculators (I see you, former 8th Graders). But pie. Mmm. Ohh yeah. I love me some pie. Pie is accepted essentially everywhere, as it is freaking amazing. Contrary to popular he origins of pie started a long time ago... In the beginning, before the world was born... God created the heavens and the earth... and pie! The pie remained hidden, buried in the ground for eons untold only to found by some poor Celtic sheep farmer named Meringuini who found himself in 300s BC Italy. Not knowing quite what it was, he took a bite... and instantly became rich with gold and every other kind of wealth imaginable!! This new pastry spread quickly, and was eaten by famous people such as Julius Caesar (Brutus wanted that pie a bit too much), Cleopatra (offed herself because she thought she ate the last piece of pie), Gutenberg (where he got the inspiration for the printing press), John Lennon (they didn't say give peace a chance, they said give that piece a chance), and even modern-day heroes such as John Mayer and Kim Jong Un. In fact, the controversial Holy Grail is in reality, pie. It was served at the famous Last Supper. Leonardo da Vinci, in a lost journal, praised its health benefits. And now we eat pie today. Because it is freaking awesome. So just sit back, relax, and enjoy life while eating a piece of delicious pie! Link to comment
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