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3 hours ago, Nail said:

We have a trade to announce...

 

To SJS: Jussi Jokinen, VAN 2017 4th Round Pick

To VAN: Phil Di Guiseppe, SJS 2017 3rd Round Pick

 

3 hours ago, Nail said:

We have a trade to announce...

 

To ANA: Ryan Spooner

To VAN: Charlie Coyle

And with these, we have really done a number on the original squad. 

 

Bringing in Alexei Emelin, Julien Pelletier, Andrei Markov and Alex Burmisrov, Charlie COyle and PHil Di GUiseppe....and getting a full round better for next years draft. 

 

...while saying goodbye to Jimmy Hayes, Ryan SPooner and Jussi Jokinen: each of whom continue to command our respect and admiration. Thank you all for everything you did in Vancouver and for Vancouver, you will be missed. 

 

WHen the ink dries we added six players to our organization, and subtracted three, and that is a lot of tinkering. I hope GMs know our intention was not a facelift, but when opportunity shined through, we did what was prudent for the club. We managed to do this while staying cap friendly and at the required threshold for players. 

 

Sadly, these changes mean one Dman needs to summer on the minor league roster. 

 

Assignment: Jyrki Jokipakka is an incredible Dman we can't wait to see play live, however for housekeeping purposes he is assigned to the minor league Affiliate, he does not require waivers. 

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Waivers:

 

The following players have been bought out:

 

Ilya Nikulin (VAN) - 833.333K cap hit for 2 seasons 

 

Reminder, this buyout period ends on June 16th, which means the players must be on waivers by June 15th.

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In "this is not league news" news, got tickets to the Heritage Classic and Alumni game October 22 & 23, Jets vs. Oilers. Section 107, row 5, seats 4 and 5. (40 yard line) Not sure if picture attached below. Buddy and I will be going, leaving his wife with a 5 month old and my wife with a week and a half old at home. #Mywifewillkillmewhenshefindsout #Apologizeeasierthanpermission

 

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12 minutes ago, Monty said:

In "this is not league news" news, got tickets to the Heritage Classic and Alumni game October 22 & 23, Jets vs. Oilers. Section 107, row 5, seats 4 and 5. (40 yard line) Not sure if picture attached below. Buddy and I will be going, leaving his wife with a 5 month old and my wife with a week and a half old at home. #Mywifewillkillmewhenshefindsout #Apologizeeasierthanpermission

 

 

Hopefully the baby will arrive on due date.... mine was 11 days late..........

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1 minute ago, Squeak said:

"So cute, gotta go, Heritage Classic puck drop"

I have a history of douching it up on meaningful days.

 

Back in 2003, proposed to my wife on, I believe it was a Saturday night. She calls me the next morning to say that her family wants to have lunch with all the cousins, etc to celebrate. Honest truth, the next thing I say is "Um, I'm in the car driving to Seattle with a bunch of friends to go to Wrestlemania 19. So, I'm gonna take a rain check on that."

 

So, leaving to go see the Oilers play the Jets in a meaningless October game right after my baby is born seems right up my alley.

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But years from now when they ask, "Oh, how old is your boy there, when is his draft year?" instead of most dads saying "oh, eleventeen? fourthteen? HEY HONEY< HOW OLD IS BOBBY NOW?" you can say with clarity.."Well, days after he was born I watched Edmonton beat the Jets at the Heritage Classic in 2016, so that makes Bobby 15 now and his his draft year will be after the next three seasons, BOBBY GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS WHEN YOUR IN PUBLIC< GEEZ"

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4 minutes ago, Primal Optimist said:

But years from now when they ask, "Oh, how old is your boy there, when is his draft year?" instead of most dads saying "oh, eleventeen? fourthteen? HEY HONEY< HOW OLD IS BOBBY NOW?" you can say with clarity.."Well, days after he was born I watched Edmonton beat the Jets at the Heritage Classic in 2016, so that makes Bobby 15 now and his his draft year will be after the next three seasons, BOBBY GET YOUR HAND OUT OF YOUR PANTS WHEN YOUR IN PUBLIC< GEEZ"

It's a girl. So I'm forever disappointed <_<

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2 minutes ago, Monty said:

It's a girl. So I'm forever disappointed <_<

don't be, womens hockey is only just begun. give her 18 years and whammo: perfectly timed to hoist a ...hrm, cup seems inappropriate...hoist the Memorial Pad and then go into her draft summer. 

 

I know, my wife says i am not funny. 

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8 hours ago, Monty said:

I have a history of douching it up on meaningful days.

 

Back in 2003, proposed to my wife on, I believe it was a Saturday night. She calls me the next morning to say that her family wants to have lunch with all the cousins, etc to celebrate. Honest truth, the next thing I say is "Um, I'm in the car driving to Seattle with a bunch of friends to go to Wrestlemania 19. So, I'm gonna take a rain check on that."

 

So, leaving to go see the Oilers play the Jets in a meaningless October game right after my baby is born seems right up my alley.

Dude, I've been married twice and have 2 kids... But there was only one Rock vs Austin!

 

 

 

...(checks Google)... Scratch that, there were 3. Well, only one Wrestlemania featured LIMP BIZKIT!!!

 

Dare to dream, Monty... Dare to dream.

 

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1 hour ago, Monty said:

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I think he means he's such a ladykiller that the only way to prevent him from getting to your daughter is to kill him now.

 

 

...Which, considering the discussion is about an unborn child, is hella-weird.

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