Lil B From The Pack Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 RIP dad, love Migozo Link to comment
Gyllenhaal Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 "Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea" Yes, Just like the supreme leader. Moon Bong-Chol will rise to greatness. Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Gonna be a bunch of dwarves up in here. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 Gonna be a bunch of dwarves up in here. But you'll be the only gay dwarf Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 But you'll be the only gay dwarf That's how we roll in Port Loko. Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 4, 2015 Author Share Posted September 4, 2015 Age 15 - 20: They Took Our Jobs canucklax Name: Boris Rasputin Residency: Volgograd, Russia Job: Student Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Rubles Notes: Started doing illicit drugs. Civil war in your country. Graduated high school. Going to college for an Art degree. Spoderman Name: Kesi Weah Residency: Gorom Gorom, Burkina Faso Job: Seamstress Religion: Animist Language: Moore Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Engaged to Mwana Maga Net Worth: 0 CFA Francs Notes: Your boyfriend Dipli died of appendicitis at age 16. Started smoking and doing illicit drugs. Got a new boyfriend named Mwana. Your brother Wole became an alcoholic and got assaulted twice. Became engaged to Mwana. Jägermeister Name: Rafiki Keita Residency: Port Loko, Sierra Leone Job: Potter Religion: Indigenous Beliefs Language: Themne Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Leones Notes: Started dating Olufemi, but he dumped you after 2 years. JE14 Name: Habib Mushtaq Ali Residency: Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan Job: Blacksmith Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Kirghiz Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Rabab Mushtaq Ali Net Worth: 0 Soms Notes: Dumped by Faiza. Started dating Rabab. Married Rabab. Got a new job as a blacksmith. Took up drinking. TheRussianRocket™ Name: Blasko Kovacs Residency: Podgorica, Montenegro Job: Student Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Montenegrin Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Stamat Gerbajs Net Worth: 0 Euros Notes: Hit by a car, but didn't suffer any serious injury. Stole a bike for no good reason. Graduated high school. Going to college for an Astronomy degree. Got a new boyfriend named Stamat. Gally Name: Zinedine Ghali Residency: Tubruq, Libya Job: Fisherman Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Ditas Ghali Net Worth: 0 Dinars Notes: Got arrested by the government for your activism. Spent 4 years in prison. Married Ditas. Got a new job as a fisherman. Lil B From The Pack Name: Nzarbarimb Job Residency: Franceville, Gabon Job: Construction Worker Religion: Animist Language: Mbere Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 3,766,343 CFA Francs Notes: Dumped by Migozo. Your mother Nyokato died of tuberculosis at the age of 38. Got a new job as a construction worker. Horvat Name: Nancy Cheromei Residency: Zanzibar, Tanzania Job: Textile Worker Religion: Muslim Language: Swahili Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria, Goiter Relationship: Married to James Cheromei Net Worth: 397,243 Shillings Notes: Started dating James. Had schistomiasis. Married James Cheromei and moved in with him. Tom Sestito Name: Doris Powell Residency: Victoria, Canada Job: Student Religion: Protestant Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 0 Dollars Notes: Gave a hobo $50. Graduated high school. Going to college for an Art degree Gyllenhaal Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea Job: Soldier Religion: Non-Religious Language: Korean Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Alcoholic, Drug Addiction Relationship: Single Net Worth: 57,727 Wons Notes: The government took your job and bullied you for awhile. Took up smoking. Became an alcoholic. Got a new job as a painter, which the government also took. Got dumped by Oh, but started dating Chun. Got a job as a metal worker, which the goverment took again. Took up illicit drugs. Got drafted in to the military. Became addicted to drugs. You proposed to Chun, but she said you were crazy and dumped you. Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted September 4, 2015 Share Posted September 4, 2015 Damn. Tough lives. Just when it looks like Moon Bong-Choi was going to get somewhere that government had different ideas. Link to comment
Gyllenhaal Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 First they took my job then they took my job, again. But with Moon in the military now, he should be well on his way to becoming the Supreme Leader. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Nzarbarimb went from Aubameyang to Ribery Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 Age 20 - 25: First Blood canucklax Name: Boris Rasputin Residency: Volgograd, Russia Job: Student Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Badrinath Rasputin Net Worth: 0 Rubles Notes: Graduated college with an Art degree. Going to grad school for an advanced Art degree. Started dating a woman named Badrinath. Married Badrinath. Spoderman Name: Kesi Maga Residency: Gorom Gorom, Burkina Faso Job: Construction Worker Religion: Animist Language: Moore Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Single Net Worth: 62,650 CFA Francs Notes: Your brother Wole got assaulted four (!) more times and hit by a car. Married Mwana Maga and movied in with him. Your husband died of an epileptic seizure at age 24. Got a new job as a construction worker. Jägermeister Name: Rafiki Keita Residency: Port Loko, Sierra Leone Job: Potter Religion: Indigenous Beliefs Language: Themne Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Dating Okeke Ado Net Worth: 0 Leones Notes: Started dating Okeke. You refuse to move out of your parent's house for some reason. JE14 Name: Habib Mushtaq Ali Residency: Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan Job: Blacksmith Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Kirghiz Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Rabab Mushtaq Ali Net Worth: 380,279 Soms Notes: Your mother Rubel died of a stroke at age 46. TheRussianRocket™ Name: Blasko Kovacs Residency: Podgorica, Montenegro Job: Student Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Montenegrin Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Marijan Boban Net Worth: 0 Euros Notes: Dumped by Stamat. Got a new boyfriend named Sinisa but your parents didn't approve. Graduated college with an Astronomy degree. Going to grad school for an advance Astronomy degree. Started dating Marijan. Took up drinking. Gally Name: Zinedine Ghali Residency: Tubruq, Libya Job: Fisherman Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Ditas Ghali Net Worth: 2,791 Dinars Notes: Moved out with your wife. Your home was burglarized and you lost 2,500 dinars. Lil B From The Pack Name: Nzarbarimb Job Residency: Franceville, Gabon Job: Construction Worker Religion: Animist Language: Mbere Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 4,431,165 CFA Francs Notes: Rose above peer pressure. Horvat Name: Nancy Cheromei Residency: Zanzibar, Tanzania Job: Textile Worker Religion: Muslim Language: Swahili Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Malaria, Goiter Relationship: Married to James Cheromei Net Worth: 1,589,305 Shillings Notes: You have died of tuberculosis at the age of 23. RIP Nancy Cheromei Tom Sestito Name: Doris Armstrong Residency: Victoria, Canada Job: Business Service Agent Religion: Protestant Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Eric Armstrong Net Worth: 39,215 Dollars Notes: Started dating Eric. Graduated college with an Art degree. Married Eric. Got a job as a Business Sevice Agent. Moved out with Eric. Gyllenhaal Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea Job: Garbage Collector Religion: Non-Religious Language: Korean Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Drug Addiction Relationship: Single Net Worth: 184,374 Wons Notes: Sentenced to 1 year in prison by the government. Got a job as a garbage collector. Gave up drinking. Stole 140,000 won. The government took your job two more times so you're a painter now. Link to comment
Gyllenhaal Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 RIP Nancy. The government just doesnt like Moon Bong-Chol, they keep taking his jobs. Link to comment
Lil B From The Pack Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 Somehow Job goes from Aubameyang to Ribery to CM Punk. Gonna predict that Job will be the Juggalo Championship Wrestling champ. Link to comment
Spoderman Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 For my late lovers. And Horvat, I guess Link to comment
Jägermeister Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 My goal of a quaint life in Sierra Leone is surprisingly going quite well so far. Link to comment
Horvat Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 wtf my life should ave gone alot better zanzibar has a thriving tourism econemy redic https://www.google.ca/search?q=zanzibar&es_sm=93&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI_7ql1rffxwIVSJ2ICh3JsQSv Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 I am gay lul Link to comment
Twilight Sparkle Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 I am gay lul hay. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 5, 2015 Share Posted September 5, 2015 ^srry but already taken :[ Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 5, 2015 Author Share Posted September 5, 2015 Age 25 - 30: Failure to Launch canucklax Name: Boris Rasputin Residency: Volgograd, Russia Job: Marketing Director Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Badrinath Rasputin Net Worth: 582,237 Rubles Notes: Graduated with an advanced Art degree. Got a job as a marketing director. Moved out with your wife. Donated to a disaster fund in Europe. Spoderman Name: Kesi Maga Residency: Gorom Gorom, Burkina Faso Job: Construction Worker Religion: Animist Language: Moore Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Dating Mawuli Agbeko Net Worth: 191,191 CFA Francs Notes: Your brother Wole got assaulted three more times. You had hookworm. Your brother Jahi was assaulted and suffered a broken femur. Started dating Mawuli. Jägermeister Name: Rafiki Keita Residency: Port Loko, Sierra Leone Job: Potter Religion: Indigenous Beliefs Language: Themne Health Issues: Malaria, Stunted Growth Relationship: Dating Kitwana Owusu Net Worth: 0 Leones Notes: Dumped by Okeke. Started dating Baako. Got robbed and lost 11,000,000 leones. Your boyfriend Baako was raped. Dumped by Baako. Started dating Kitwana. Still live with your parents. JE14 Name: Habib Mushtaq Ali Residency: Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan Job: Blacksmith Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Kirghiz Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Rabab Mushtaq Ali Net Worth: 308,152 Soms Notes: Took up ilicit drugs. TheRussianRocket™ Name: Blasko Kovacs Residency: Podgorica, Montenegro Job: Scientist Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Montenegrin Health Issues: None Relationship: Single Net Worth: 486,179 Euros Notes: Graduated with an advanced Astronomy degree. Got a job as a scientist. Moved out on your own. Dumped by Marijan. Gally Name: Zinedine Ghali Residency: Tubruq, Libya Job: Fisherman Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Ditas Ghali Net Worth: 5,007 Dinars Notes: Lost half your money on a shady investment. Lil B From The Pack Name: Nzarbarimb Job Residency: Franceville, Gabon Job: Construction Worker Religion: Animist Language: Mbere Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Mawakana Job Net Worth: 9,509,368 CFA Francs Notes: Started dating Mawakana. Married Mawakana. Your wife contracted leprosy. Tom Sestito Name: Doris Armstrong Residency: Toronto, Canada Job: Business Service Agent Religion: Protestant Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Eric Armstrong Net Worth: 233,317 Dollars Notes: Moved to Toronto. Gyllenhaal Name: Moon Bong-Chol Residency: Pyongyang, North Korea Job: Unemployed Religion: Non-Religious Language: Korean Health Issues: Growth Stunting Relationship: Single Net Worth: 169,520 Wons Notes: The government took your job two more times. Gave up drugs. Rejected by many women. Link to comment
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