Kazmanian Devil Posted September 16, 2015 Author Share Posted September 16, 2015 Age 10 - 20: Thai Fighter Gyllenhall Name: Gebhard Volkmann Residency: Monchengladbach, Germany Job: Student Religion: Roman Catholic Language: German Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 0 euros Notes: Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in Government. Robbed someone's house for 130,000 euros. TheRussianRocket Name: Islam Ben Laden Residency: Mecca, Saudi Arabia Job: Food Processing Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 17,840 riyals Notes: Started dating Amna. Your girlfriend Amna died of stomach cancer at age 14. Started work as a food processing worker. Your sister Faten was raped. Suffered from clinical depression. Moved out on your own. BaerOxHitman Name: Sultan Vurgun Residency: Baku, Azerbaijan Job: Painter Religion: Moslem Language: Azerbaijani Health Issues: None Relationship: Engaged to Dinara Vurgun Net Worth: 1,594 manats Notes: Took up drinking. Started dating Guizyetar. Dumped by Guizyetar. Started dating Anabaj. Took up illicit drugs. Graduated high school. Dumped by Anabaj. Started dating Dinara. Became a painter. Moved out on your own. Engaged to Dinara. Go Faulk Yourself Name: Cha Nut Residency: Trang, Thailand Job: Street Vendor Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Mae-Khao Prachudo Net Worth: 74,124 bahts Notes: Got caught in a flood and lost 190,000 bahts. Took up smoking. Lied to a bunch of people. Became a street vendor. Started dating Chanachai. Moved out on your own. Dumped by Chanachai. Started dating Mae-Khao. Took up illicit drugs and drinking. Tig Ol' Bitties Name: Chingiz Pulatov Residency: Ashkabad, Turkmenistan Job: Prisoner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Turkmen Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Nurhan Hakimzade Net Worth: 0 manats Notes: Started dating Nurhan. Arrested by the government. Spent 2 years in prison. Upon release, you were tortured by the government and sentenced to 3 more years in prison. Alain Vigneault Name: Jala Zaglol Residency: 'Mocha, Yemen Job: Artist Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Goiter, Depression Relationship: Married to Hussain Zaglol Net Worth: 72,720 rials Notes: Started dating Amam, but your parents didn't approve so you broke up. Became a musician. Started dating Hussain. Spent a year in prison. Became an artist. Married Hussain and moved out with him. Became clinically depressed. MikeyBoy44 Name: Vlad Moldovan Residency: Chisinau, Moldova Job: Professional Athlete Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Romanian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Elena Moldovan Net Worth: 19,083 leus Notes: Started dating Roxana, but your parents didn't approve so you broke up. Started dating Elena. Graduated high school. Married Elena and moved out with her. Became a professional athlete. zfetch Name: Fakriddin Kuchmuradov Residency: Almaty, Kazakhstan Job: Special Education Teaching Aid Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 729,572 tenges Notes: Had measles. Started dating Irina, but your parents didn't approve so you broke up. Started daring Devora. Graduated high school. Dumped by Devora. Became a special ed teaching aid. Your father Vlasi died of a heart attack at age 53. Moved out on your own. g_bassi13 Name: Gro Groenvold Residency: Lillehammer, Norway Job: Student Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Norwegian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Niels Groenvold Net Worth: 1,469,612 krones Notes: Started dating Niels. Took up drinking. Your boyfriend Niels was expelled from college. Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in Literature. Married Niels and moved out with him. Caboose Name: Branko Babic Residency: Split, Croatia Job: Student Religion: Roman Catholic Language: Serbo-Croatian Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 0 kunas Notes: Took up drinking. Took up illicit drugs. Graduated high school. Going to college for a degree in Computer Science. HashtagNucks Name: Boon-Nam Pichit Residency: Bangkok, Thailand Job: Handicraft Worker Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Wasi Kukrit Net Worth: 0 bahts Notes: Started dating Wasi. Became a handicraft worker. Took up drinking. Dr. Strangelove Name: Bruce McCoy Residency: Glasgow, United Kingdom Job: Travel Attendant Religion: Presbyterian Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 17,402 pounds Notes: Started dating Janice, but your parents didn't approve so you broke up. Started dating Marilyn. Your country was involved in an international conflict. Graduated high school. Became a travel attendant. Dumped by Marilyn. Moved out on your own. Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 I'm boring Gyllenhall is going to fit right into the government haha. A lot of messed up people , poor TRR Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Tig is Moon 2.0 Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Islam Ben Laden has moved out to live on his own. Right path so far.. Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Islam Ben Laden has moved out to live on his own. Right path so far.. Tbh that's the only good thing so far for you. RIP your girlfriend and RIP Fatima. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Tbh that's the only good thing so far for you. RIP your girlfriend and RIP Fatima. You think that flood was bad? Wait until I terrorize the world and capture everyone in Thailand. don mess m8 Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 You think that flood was bad? Wait until I terrorize the world and capture everyone in Thailand. don mess m8 Hey watch yourself. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Hey watch yourself. Shut your trap lady! Don't want to get fed to my hungry militants now do ya, DO YA!??!? Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 i'm srry #nucks. islam ben laden luvs thai people. will only come to visit and enjoy the night life and no more. u hav mai werd Link to comment
NotMyBurroughs Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 i'm srry #nucks. islam ben laden luvs thai people. will only come to visit and enjoy the night life and no more. u hav mai werd Seems suspicious. Hopefully I take up martial arts or something, right now all I've done is start drinking So feel free to come party Link to comment
g_bassi13 Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Free Chingy. #FreeChingy Link to comment
Tigs Posted September 16, 2015 Share Posted September 16, 2015 Tig is Moon 2.0 Free Chingy. #FreeChingy Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 Age 20 - 25: Potassium Gyllenhall Name: Gebhard Volkmann Residency: Monchengladbach, Germany Job: Student Religion: Roman Catholic Language: German Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 0 euros Notes: Commited vandalism to "get even with society". Graduated from college with a degree in Government. Going to grad school for an advanced degree in Government. TheRussianRocket Name: Islam Ben Laden Residency: Mecca, Saudi Arabia Job: Food Processing Worker Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 32,127 riyals Notes: Your father Ebraheem died of a heart attack at age 57. Had roundworm. BaerOxHitman Name: Sultan Vurgun Residency: Baku, Azerbaijan Job: Painter Religion: Moslem Language: Azerbaijani Health Issues: Epilepsy Relationship: Married to Dinara Vurgun Net Worth: 6,412 manats Notes: Lost 1,000 manats to a flood. Married Dinara. Used your job to illegaly make 2,000 manats. You have epilepsy. War in your province. Go Faulk Yourself Name: Cha Nut Residency: Trang, Thailand Job: Street Vendor Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 216,956 bahts Notes: Dumped by Mae-Khao. Your mother Sukonta has died of cervical cancer at age 45. Tig Ol' Bitties Name: Chingiz Pulatov Residency: Ashkabad, Turkmenistan Job: Prisoner Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Turkmen Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Nurhan Pulatov Net Worth: 115,154,408 manats Notes: Released from prison. Married Nurhan. Became a construction worker. Moved out with Nurhan. Tortured by the government and sentenced to another year in prison. Alain Vigneault Name: Jala Zaglol Residency: 'Mocha, Yemen Job: Artist Religion: Sunni Muslim Language: Arabic Health Issues: Growth Stunting, Goiter, OCD Relationship: Married to Hussain Zaglol Net Worth: 166,514 rials Notes: Took up smoking. Developed OCD. Recovered from depression. MikeyBoy44 Name: Vlad Moldovan Residency: Chisinau, Moldova Job: Professional Athlete Religion: Eastern Orthodox Language: Romanian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Elena Moldovan Net Worth: 56,998 leus Notes: Used your job to illegaly make 11,000 leus. zfetch Name: Fakriddin Kuchmuradov Residency: Almaty, Kazakhstan Job: Special Education Teaching Aid Religion: Russian Orthodox Language: Russian Health Issues: None Relationship: None Net Worth: 872,459 tenges Notes: You have been raped. g_bassi13 Name: Gro Groenvold Residency: Lillehammer, Norway Job: Primary School Teacher Religion: Evangelical Lutheran Language: Norwegian Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Niels Groenvold Net Worth: 2,714,903 krones Notes: Graduated from college with a degree in Literature. Became a primary school teacher. Caboose Name: Branko Babic Residency: Split, Croatia Job: Student Religion: Roman Catholic Language: Serbo-Croatian Health Issues: None Relationship: Dating Tomica Plevnik Net Worth: 0 kunas Notes: Saved a friend's life. Graduated college with a degree in Computer Science. Going to grad school for an advanced degree in Computer Science. Had food poisoning. Started dating Tomica. HashtagNucks Name: Boon-Nam Kukrit Residency: Bangkok, Thailand Job: Handicraft Worker Religion: Buddhist Language: Thai Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Wasi Kukrit Net Worth: 110,010 bahts Notes: Married Wasi. Moved out with Wasi. Dr. Strangelove Name: Bruce McCoy Residency: Glasgow, United Kingdom Job: Travel Attendant, Student Religion: Presbyterian Language: English Health Issues: None Relationship: Married to Shirley McCoy Net Worth: 29,825 pounds Notes: Going to college for a degree in Mathematics. Stole a car. Started dating Shirley. Married Shirley. Graduated college. Going to grad school for an advanced degree in Mathematics. Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 ibl pls get goin Link to comment
TheRussianRocket. Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 ibl pls get goin Link to comment
Go Faulk Yourself Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 It's funny how only so long ago Gyllenhall's character was being tortured by the government, and now he is going to attempt to work for one. Also, good guy Caboose saving a friends life. Link to comment
Nail Posted September 17, 2015 Share Posted September 17, 2015 Put me in next game plz Link to comment
Kazmanian Devil Posted September 17, 2015 Author Share Posted September 17, 2015 Put me in next game plz yes! Link to comment
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