Scientist injects himself with 3.5million year old bacteria. Claims he will live forever.

[Alflives]

Well that list would depend on whether it works or not.

Would anyone here inject themselves with it if there was a 10% chance it would kill you in 5 years but a 90% chance you'd live 100 more years?

No, but I would inject Justin Bieber if there was a 100% chance he was dead in 10 minutes. There's the first name for our list. Then there are the Picton brothers. Manson could follow, and so on.

[Ossi Vaananen]

I need a hit bro.

Awesome, I hope it is at some point available for the public.

[Crunchy the Tiger]

Maybe we start a list of people we want to inject?

Let me guess,You want to inject Gaunce ,so he can skate faster !

[BeefcakeBo]

So I wonder how long we have to wait to see if this works

[butters]

I need a hit bro.

Awesome, I hope it is at some point available for the public.

You would inject yourself with a bacteria because of what this nutcase said? Why not inject yourself with algae so you can feed yourself on sunlight too?

[butters]

So I wonder how long we have to wait to see if this works

about as long as it takes to sharpen your BS detection skills

[Alflives]

Let me guess,You want to inject Gaunce ,so he can skate faster !

I'm laughing my ass off, but I think you're talking about a different injectable - the Ben Johnson kind.

[surtur]

thats intense i wanna try it lol,

I smoked that stuff back in highschool it wasn't all that.

[Ghostsof1915]

Did he find it in the Lazarus Pit?

Ra's Al Ghul?

[luckylager]

Says the Chief Chemist for the Siberian Department of Tourism.

[-AJ-]

Personally, I'd get tired of Earth at some point.

Would anyone here inject themselves with it if there was a 10% chance it would kill you in 5 years but a 90% chance you'd live 100 more years?

No way. I'm satisfied with life as it is.

[Offensive Threat]

I wonder how many people would be willing to inject themselves with this stuff without knowing the science behind it.

I have a feeling the results would be astonishing.

A Russian "scientist" was willing and did inject himself with it without knowing the science behind it so why not everybody else.

[BeefcakeBo]

about as long as it takes to sharpen your BS detection skills

Lol. I guess you can't really read sarcasm in the Internet.

[butters]

Lol. I guess you can't really read sarcasm in the Internet.

The problem with sarcasm on the net is that there are always people who will say the same thing but not mean it sarcastically

[grandmaster]

Watch this scientist become ground zero for spreading an incurable disease 

[thejazz97]

Did he live forever yet?

[falcon45ca]

Did anyone stop & ask how much vodka this man has as part of his daily diet? Might explain a few things.

[thejazz97]

Did anyone stop & ask how much vodka this man has as part of his daily diet? Might explain a few things.

Why does vodka matter? It's practically got the same effect on Russians as water.

[falcon45ca]

Why does vodka matter? It's practically got the same effect on Russians as water.

Haha, with the added benefit of getting drunk as hell.

[Nuxfanabroad]

You may try to inject humour into a site, to have plans go awry...